Megan Mooney - Animal Abuse

  • Season 10 , Ep 9
  • 03/16/2006
  • Views: 6,698

Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse. (1:06)

DO YOU EVER SEE KIDS WHO LOVE ANIMALS,

BUT THEY BEAT THE TAR OUT OF 'EM, RIGHT? SHE'S LIKE "I LOVE THE DOG!"

AND THEN SHE'LL TACKLE IT AND BITE ITS EAR. IT'S CREEPY.

YOU HAVE TO PULL HER OFFTHE DOG, AND SHE'S LIKE,

- "ARGHHH." - [LAUGHTER]

THERE'S A RULE IN THEIR HOUSE.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE HER ALONE IN THE ROOM WITH THE DOG UNSUPERVISED.

- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT RULE. - [LAUGHTER]

I DON'T LIVE IN THE SAME CITYAS A LOT OF NIECES AND NEPHEWS,

SO I HAVE TO CALL FOR UPDATES. BUT THAT'S WHEN I REALIZE

MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS ARE CRAZY.

I CALLED ONE OF MY SISTERS. I'M LIKE, "HOW'S ANNIE DOING?"

SHE GOES, "SHE'S GOOD.SHE'S ALREADY WALKING."

AND I WAS LIKE, "WOW, IS SHE TALKING?" MY SISTER GOES,

"SHE'S GOT BROKEN ENGLISH." I WAS LIKE, "SHE'S A BABY,

NOT AN IMMIGRANT." I'VE NEVER HEARD MY NIECE BE LIKE, "NO HABLO INGLES?

[LAUGHTER]

HOW YOU SAY IN YOUR COUNTRY 'BOTTLE'?"

YOU EVER SEE A CHILD SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE. AT FIRST, YOU'RE LIKE,

"THAT'S BEAUTIFUL." AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE

"I'M A MORON. "I STUDIED THAT LANGUAGE FOR NINE YEARS,

AND I CAN'T TRANSLATE A TWO-YEAR-OLD. THAT'S SAD."

HERE'S WHAT I NOTICED ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE HAVE LITTLE KIDS. EVERYONE GIVES 'EM ADVICE.

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