My friends get...get it waxed.
Um, it's expensive though.
It's, like, 60 bucksand then, after tip,
it's, like, 61 bucks orsomething-- I'm not doing that.
I've... I tried it. You know,I walked into a salon once
and, uh, I was just like,"I want the Brazilian."
And they were rude.They were like,
"Ma'am, this is Supercuts."
And I was like, "I know.
I have a Groupon.It's, like... Can we not..."
It ain't cheap.
So I... I wantedto try waxing, so I was like,
"Oh, I'll just go to Walgreens
and get a kit and do it myself."
I like arts and crafts.
And I don't likearts and crafts.
I've never finisheda scrapbook in my life.
Didn't finish this one either.
I didn't get pastthe second page,
if you know what I'm saying.
I don't know what I'm saying.
No, it was the worst.
They give you microwavable wax,
but every microwaveis different.
I just put it inand pressed "Popcorn."
I didn't... know.
Oh, God, I...(groans)
I burnt myself, I scolded mys...Not sc... Scalded.
I always... yeah, scol...
I was like, "(bleep) you!" Um...
Yeah, I really taught it a...I scalded myself and...
I only got two strips inand then I gave up
and I was like, "Well, I guessthis is my new look."
Looks like a pause button,but you know what?
Metaphor for my sex life now.
Puttin' this bitch on pause.
I was clever with it-- I calledit the Patch Adams. Uh...
'cause when I put a clown noseon it, it made sick kids laugh,
so that's why I called it that.
It was, like, a fun day ofvolunteering that I did, so...
Thank you.