Please Don't Invite Me - Dyslexics Against Fuddruckers

  • Season 1 , Ep 01017
  • 02/03/2014
  • Views: 753

Megan Neuringer, Seth Herzog and Doug Benson name awful Facebook events that no one would ever want to attend. (1:53)

PLEASE DON'T INVITE ME.

PLEASE?

YOU CANNOT GO ON FACEBOOK

WITHOUT GETTING 15 INVITES TO

EVENTS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT

THEY ARE OR WHO THE PERSON IS

INVITING YOU.

SO NO, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR

SMASHMOUTH COVER BAND OR GO TO

YOUR CHILI FART-OFF, GUYS.

I ASSUME THOSE ARE BOTH THE SAME

THING.

COMEDIANS, FOR TWO...

(LAUGHTER)

SOME GUY... DID YOU JUST GO,

"OH"?

LIKE, "TOO FAR, MAN."

"COME ON, WE WERE HAVING A GOOD

TIME HERE UNTIL YOU HAD TO DRAG

SMASHMOUTH INTO THE CROSSHAIRS."

COMEDIANS, FOR 250 POINTS I

WOULD LIKE TO NAME AS MANY

TERRIBLE FACEBOOK EVENTS AS

POSSIBLE.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS

ON THE CLOCK.

AND BEGIN.

MEGAN?

>> "LET'S WATCH A SPORT IN A

BAR."

OH, YEAH, I'M GIVING YOU POINTS

FOR THAT.

THEY DON'T SUPPORT YOU, BUT

(BLEEP) YOU GUYS.

MY SHOW, MY POINTS.

YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN SHOW IF YOU

WANT TO GIVE OUR YOUR OWN

POINTS.

DOUG?

>> "PARTY IN FARRELL'S HAT."

>> Chris: THERE'S PLENTY OF

ROOM-- POINTS.

>> I WOULD GO TO THAT.

>> Chris: YES, DOUG?

>> "SMOKE-FREE WEED RALLY."

>> Chris: POINTS.

HERZOG?

>> "MY LATE LIFE BRIS."

FUN PARTY.

>> Chris: SETH IS ACTUALLY GOING

TO INVITE YOU TO THAT.

POINTS TO SETH.

YES, DOUG?

>> "DYSLEXICS AGAINST

FUDDRUCKERS."

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: OH, MY GOD, SO MANY

POINTS.

SO MANY POINTS.

MEGAN NEURINGER?

>> "HELP ME PICK OUT A HEAD

SHOT."

>> Chris: OH, GOD, GOD, POINTS,

YEAH.

THAT'S HORRIFYING.

DOUG?

>> "REJECTED BY CHRISTIAN MINGLE

MIXER."

(LAUGHTER)

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