Shane Mauss - Do You Want Free Porn?

  • Season 14 , Ep 8
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 26,114

Only a dear, dear friend of Shane Mauss would know how much he enjoys free porn. (2:17)

DUMBEST INVENTION I EVER SAW

IS THIS PHEROMONE PERFUMETHEY CAME OUT WITH.

WHAT IT IS -- THESE SCIENTISTS,THEY GOT PAID A BUNDLE OF MONEY

TO TAKE A REGULAR OLD PERFUME

AND THEN PUTFEMALE PHEROMONES IN IT

THAT HAVE BEEN PROVENTO ATTRACT MEN.

FINALLY, HUH?

THEY'VE DISCOVERED A WAYTO MAKE GUYS HORNY!

WHAT A BREAKTHROUGH, HUH?

HEY, MAYBE NEXT,

THEY'LL THINK OF A WAYTO GET WOMEN TO TALK MORE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH. YEAH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING?

PHEROMONE PERFUME --THAT'S TERRIFIC.

NOW I GET TO BE EVEN HORNIER.THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEED.

I ALREADY PLAY WITH MYSELFSO MUCH IN THE SHOWER

THAT NOW I GET AROUSEDWHEN IT RAINS.

ANYBODY ELSE?

THERE'S ABOUT A 30% CHANCEOF ERECTION TONIGHT,

SO, ALREADY WEARING MY RAINCOATJUST IN CASE.

I, UH...

GET A LOT OF E-MAIL SPAM --EVERYONE DOES.

THEY STILL USE THAT TRICKEVERY TIME,

WHERE THEY'LL TRY TO ACT LIKEMAYBE IT'S ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS

E-MAILING YOUSO YOU'LL OPEN IT UP.

THEY ALWAYS USE, LIKE,A VERY COMMON NAME LIKE TOM,

GENERIC SUBJECT LIKE"BEEN A WHILE,"

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

I'M LIKE, "WELL,THIS LOOKS SUSPICIOUS,

"BUT I DO KNOW A COUPLE TOMS.

I GUESS I'LL CHECK IT OUT."

OPEN IT UP -- IT'S LIKE,"DO YOU WANT FREE PORN?"

I'M LIKE, "WELL, ONLYA DEAR, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE

WOULD KNOW HOW MUCH I ENJOYFREE PORN."

[ LAUGHTER ]

CLICK.

MY COMPUTER JUST EXPLODES.

I HAVE TO GO BUY A NEW ONE.I E-MAIL HIM BACK.

I'M LIKE, "DEAR TOM,

"THANKS SO MUCH FOR TRYINGTO SEND ME THE FREE PORN.

"DAMNDEST THING --MY COMPUTER EXPLODED.

COULD YOU PLEASE RE-SEND?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

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