#HashtagWars - #SexyVideoGames

  • Season 1 , Ep 01022
  • 02/11/2014
  • Views: 1,339

Nikki Glaser, Nate Bargatze and Dan Soder take popular video games and give them a sexy twist. (2:08)

TONIGHT'S #HASHTAGWARS.

IT WAS A DELIGHTFUL BIG FUN WEEK

FOR VIDEO GAME NEWS.

NOT ONLY DID THE CREATOR OF

FLAPPY BIRD PULL THE GAME, BUT

X-BOX ONE'S FIRST MAJOR UPDATE

WAS DELAYED, AND THE NEW FINAL

FANTASY GAME WAS RELEASED RIGHT

IN TIME FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.

SO FOR NO GOOD REASON, OTHER

THAN THE FACT I HAVE THE BRAIN

OF A 15-YEAR-OLD, TONIGHT'S

HASHTAG IS #SEXYVIDEOGAMES

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

IS THIS SEXY?

>> IT'S SOMETHING.

>> IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU NEED

HELP FROM A NURSE.

>> Chris: SO EXAMPLES OF

#SEXYVIDEOGAMES WOULD BE FAPPY

BIRD, OR CALL OF BOOTY 2:30 A.M.

OR BIOSHOCKER.

>> THOSE WERE ALL MINE.

I'M OUT.

>> OKAY, I'M GOING TO PUT 60

SECONDS ON THE CLOCK STARTING

NOW, AND GO.

DAN.

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH MARIO

BROTHERS THREE-WAY.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS!

NATE?

>> SONIC HEDGE HUG.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS.

NIKKI?

>> DUCK (BLEEP).

>> Chris: I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS

FOR THAT.

NATE?

>> HE'LL NEVER CALL OF DUTY.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS.

DAN?

>> DONKEY DONG.

>> Chris: YEAH, POINTS!

I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU, SURE.

NIKKI?

>> MORTAL (BLEEP)BATH.

>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

NOW, THAT'S A DAMN GOOD ONE.

>> YOU'RE SO DRENCHED YOU DIE.

>> FINISH IT!

I'M SORRY!

>> Chris: I'LL GIVE POINTS TO

DAN FOR THE FOLLOW-UP ON THAT,

AND POINTS TO NIKKI, TOO, YES.

NIKKI?

>> GOLDEN EYE-- THE REVENGE OF

R. KELLY.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> WOW!

>> Chris: NATE?

>> HALO RED LIGHT DISTRICT.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS.

DAN?

>> CRASH BANDICUDDLE.

>> Chris: YEAH.

>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, LADIES?

HE TOOK A REAL CHANCE BY TAKING

IT SWEET LIKE THAT, SO I'M GOING

TO GIVE HIM POINTS.

>> WELL, I LIKE TO CUDDLE, SO

THAT'S MY...

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, THAT IS THE

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