Racing Go-Karts Through a Golf Course

  • Season 4 , Ep 10
  • 03/26/2014
  • Views: 19,624

The guys compete in a no-holds-barred go-kart race to see who will be the first to claim a free massage chair. (2:25)

- FREEZE, MOTHER[bleep]!

THIS IS A REAL GUN!IT'S A REAL GUN!

IT'S A REAL GUN!GET UP!

GET UP, GET UP!

IT'S NOT A REAL GUN.IT WAS A HAND.

IT WAS A HAND, OBVIOUSLY,IDIOT.

- OH, WIPE OUT, WIPE OUT,WIPE OUT.

YOU GOTTA GET OUT![woman shrilling]

YEAH, LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

- WHOA!YOUR BRAKES DON'T WORK!

WHOA, WHOA!DUDE, CHILL.

I NEED TO CHECK THE BRAKESREALLY QUICK.

PSYCH! I'M STEALING IT.

[laughs]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

- WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING?

- WE'RE APPRECIATING OURSELVES,DICKHEAD!

WHOOOOO!

- GET BACK HERE, SCUMBAGS!

- HA, HA, HA!OUTTA MY WAY, KOOPA TROOPA.

YOSHI COMING THROUGH!

- YOU'RE NOT YOSHI, DUDE.

IN FACT,YOU'RE PRINCESS PEACH.

I'M BOWSER.DERS IS THAT BITCH LUIGI.

[horn blares]- OH!

OH, WHATEVER, DUDE.LUIGI'S COOL!

BUT LET'S FACE THE FACTS,DEMAMP.

YOU'RE TOADSTOOL ALL DAY.

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

IF I'M NOT BOWSER, I'MDEFINITELY FREAKIN' WARIO!

I'M NO BITCH-ASS TOAD.- I'M NOT EVEN

IN THE SAME GAMEAS YOU BITCHES!

I'M IN DIDDY KONG RACING,BABY!

- WAIT A SECOND,IF WE'RE CHANGING GAMES,

I'M PIERCE BROSNANIN 007.

[energetic rock music]HEADS UP.

- OKAY, FINE, I CAN LIVEWITH ALL THAT,

AS LONG AS I'M WARIO.

- CAN YOU LIVE WITH THIS?

- WHOA!- THANK YOU.

- [laughing]YEAH!

- HEY, BLAZER,YOU BREAK MY 'VO-KART,

I BREAK YOUR GO-KART!

- OH!

THE CHAIR IS MINE, DERS!

I NEED YOU TO BOTTLE YOUR RAGELIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.

- HEY! WHAT THE HELL?

- COME ON.COME ON!

COME ON!

OH.IT'S THE "ON" SWITCH, IT'S--

[motor putters]

- YAGH!- ARGH!

WELL DONE, YOUNG SQUIRE.

PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE METO GET

MEDIEVAL TIMESALL UP IN YOUR B-HOLE.

- YOU WANNA JOUST?

LET'S JOUST!

- YOU'RE NOT GONNA STEALTHIS CHAIR FROM ME

JUST LIKE YOU'VE STOLENEVERYTHING ELSE.

LIKE THAT DRUNK GIRL, HALEY,WHO CAME OVER TO OUR HOUSE,

AND I HAD HER!- WHAT?

- I--- HANG ON A SECOND.

- NO, NO, NO.FORGET IT.

AH, IT'S IN THE PAST.

LET'S JOUST, THOUGH.HA HA!

- ALL RIGHT.

[dramatic drumbeats]- YEAH!

- AAH!- YAH!

- YEAH!- YAH!

[both screaming]

- OH...OH!- OH-OH-OH!

wham!

[both groaning]

- IT'S-A ME, WARIO!

I'M-A GONNA WIN!- NO!

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