Michael Palascak - Out of Knives

Michael Palascak Season 1, Ep 2 05/11/2012 Views: 3,042

Michael Palascak and a Starbucks barista have a misunderstanding about the proper way to put cream cheese on a bagel. (1:28)

the other day.

I'm a big fan of their music.

On this day, I went in thereand ordered

a bagel and cream cheese.

And I went to sit down,and I realized

that they had given mea spoon to eat that with.

Just a spoon, a bagel, and alittle thing of cream cheese.

And that's not how I eat that.

I don't scoopthe cream cheese in my face

and then bite the bageland just shake it up.

I'm like Cody from Step by Stepmaking chocolate milk.

It's a very specific reference.

If you didn't get it,that's on me.

I think it was J.T. anyways,uh...

So I went up to the lady, I wentup to the lady, I was like,

"You gave me a spoon.I need a knife."

She said, "We are out of knives,so I gave you a spoon."

Oh, okay.

You just said most of the samewords I said as the problem.

But you said it as ifit were a solution.

Are you a barista or a Jedi?

"These are not the knivesyou are looking for."

They're spoons, I said that.