Jamie Kennedy - Loveline

Cole, Kennedy, Beckwith, Wells Season 4, Ep 0405 01/08/2001 Views: 5,458

Everyone calls in for the stupidest reasons. (2:11)

ALL THE LOVE PROBLEMS.

(AUDIENCE YELLING)

YEAH.

I DON'T LISTEN TO IT ANYMORE,

'CAUSE I GOT TIRED OF PEOPLE

CALLING UP WITH ALL THEIR STUPID

LOVE PROBLEMS.

PEOPLE CALL UP AND BE LIKE,

"HEY, UH, DR. DREW?

UH, MY LEFT TESTICLE IS TURNING

ORANGE, AND I DON'T KNOW

WHAT TO DO."

"ARE YOU NAKED, SIR?"

"YEAH."

"IS THERE A BAG OF CHEETOS

IN YOUR LAP?"

"OH!

YOU GUYS ARE GOOD."

I USED TO DO A LOT OF BAD JOBS,

ALSO.

AND I USED TO WORK AT THE

SUPERMARKET WHERE I WAS A FOOD

SAMPLER GUY.

AND, LIKE, I ALWAYS HAD THIS

ONE WOMAN.

SHE'D ALWAYS COME UP TO MY TRAY.

AND SHE'D ALWAYS BE LIKE, "UH,

GOT SOMETHING I COULD SNACK ON?

(LAUGHTER)

'CAUSE I'M KIND OF HUNGRY.

(SHRIEKING) OH, WAS THAT HAM!

WHAT'S THAT NASTY LOOKING STUFF

WITH THE OLIVE IN IT?

OH, THAT'S PIMENTO LOAF?

THAT'S WHAT PIMENTO LOAF

LOOKS LIKE?

THAT'S NASTY.

UH-HUH."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

BUT AFTER A WHILE, YOU KNOW,

I COULDN'T REALLY HEAR ANYTHING.

HER VOICE, IT STARTED TO SOUND

LIKE THIS.

(NOISE IN REPLACE OF VOICE)