Tom Kenny - Miss Teen USA

Kenny, Sanchez, Sykes, Hedberg, Jackson Season 2, Ep 2002 05/23/1998 Views: 2,923

Here's what makes the Miss Teen USA Pageant hilarious. (2:14)

THE FUNNIEST SHOW EVER.

THE PROBLEM IS,IT'S ONLY ON ONCE A YEAR,THE "MISS TEEN USA PAGEANT."

WOW, THAT IS 3 HOURSOF UNBRIDLED HILARITY.

MAN, 50 GIRLS, 50 STATES,THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST--

WHEN DID EVERY TEENAGE GIRLIN AMERICA, REGARDLESS OFWHAT STATE SHE'S FROM,

START SPEAKING INTHE "VALLEY GIRL" ACCENT ?

( in Valley Girl accent )"IT'S REALLY COOL TO BEMISS TENNESSEE,

"I WAS REALLY PROUD,AND NOW I'LL TURN IT OVERTO MISS ALASKA."

( in Valley accent )"THANK YOU, IT'S VERY NICETO BE REPRESENTING ALASKA.

"EVERYBODY THINKS THAT WELIVE IN IGLOOS BUT WE DON'T.

"AND NOW I'LL TURN IT OVERTHE MISS KENTUCKY."

"HI, I'M MS. KENTUCKY..."

WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN ?

EVERY GIRL IN AMERICA TALKSLIKE SHE'S FROM THE VALLEY.

THEY'VE GOT THAT VOICE THATGOES UP AT THE ENDOF EVERY SENTENCE.

IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE ASKINGA QUESTION EVEN WHEN THEY'REMAKING A STATEMENT.

IT'S STILL SOUNDS LIKETHEY'RE ASKING A QUESTIONEVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT.

THE BEST PART OF THEWAS THE INTERVIEW QUESTION,

THE VERBAL ESSAY QUESTION.

THE QUESTION WAS,

"IF YOU COULD INTERVIEWANY HISTORIC AMERICAN,WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY ?"

TALK ABOUT A DEERIN HEADLIGHTS.

THESE GIRLS WERE JUSTTERRIFIED.

YOU COULD READTHEIR THOUGHTS TOO,

"MAYBE IF I REPEAT THE QUESTION,IT WILL GIVE MY PEA-SIZED BRAINTIME TO FORMULATE AN ANSWER.

"I'LL REPEAT THE QUESTIONREALLY SLOW:

"IF I COULD INTERVIEWANY HISTORIC AMERICANWHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY ?

"NOT ENOUGH TIME."

ONE OF THE CONTESTANTSACTUALLY GAVE THIS ANSWER:

"IF I COULD INTERVIEWANY HISTORIC AMERICAN,

"I WOULD HAVE TO SAYGEORGE WASHINGTON,BECAUSE HE INVENTED DEMOCRACY

"AND DEMOCRACY IS AWESOME."

WHAT ?!