Tracy Smith - Engagementless Engagement Shower

  • Season 7 , Ep 26
  • 08/21/2003
  • Views: 3,275

Tracy wants her friends to throw her a shower even if she never gets married. (1:09)

Tracy Smith: I DON'T KNOW

IF I'LL EVER GET MARRIED.

DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO.

BUT I DO WISH AT SOME POINT,

MY FRIENDS WOULD AT LEAST THROW

ME A SHOWER.

YEAH, YEAH, MAYBE FOR MY

35th BIRTHDAY.

SAY, LOOK, MARRIAGE MIGHT NOT BE

YOUR THING BUT WE WENT TO TARGET

AND GOT YOU SOME KITCHEN CRAP.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WE KNOW YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS

FOR YOURSELF.

IT'S A HEART-SHAPED PANCAKE

MAKER.

BREAKFAST FOR ONE.

YOU HAVE TO LOVE YOURSELF.

OKAY, NOW.

THIS ONE'S REALLY SPECIAL.

WE ALL CHIPPED IN ON IT.

IT'S A "NECK MASSAGER."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I FIND IT VERY HANDY WHEN

MY HUSBAND JIM'S OUT OF TOWN

ON BUSINESS.

OH, WAY TO GO, FRANCINE,

IF THAT'S WHAT GETS YOU THROUGH

THE NIGHT WHEN JIM'S OUT OF TOWN

ON "BUSINESS".

BUT IF YOU CAN'T GET THAT

"NECK MASSAGER" TO BITE

MY NIPPLES AND SPANK ME,

YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A GOOD

NECK MASSAGE.

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