Mother Majesty

Alien Imposters Season 4, Ep 1 09/24/2014 Views: 10,970

A sex-positive pop star fields questions from fans about the impact that her music has had on their lives. (3:29)

[upbeat pop music]

- ♪ WHOA, WHOA

♪ YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR [cheers and applause]

♪ YEAH, WHAT EVERYBODY'SWAITING FOR IS WHAT YOU ARE ♪

♪ WHOA, WHOA

- HEY, WHAT UP, Y'ALL?WELCOME BACK TO HCL.

WE ARE IN HOLLYWOOD.I GOT THE ANSWERS,

AND THE ANSWERS THIS MORNINGIS MOTHER MAJESTY.

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE,MOTHER MAJESTY.

- THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

[cheering]- YEAH.

NOW, BEFORE THE BREAK,WE HEARD YOUR SONG, UH,

SHE-NOMENON FROM THE NEW HITALBUM, GIRL ARMY.

- OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.- YEAH.

- WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH,SCRATCH.

YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE ALBUM

IS ABOUT GIRLS AND EMPOWERINGGIRLS AND, YOU KNOW,

KIND OF JUST SHOWING GIRLS THATTHEY CAN BE STRONG AND POWERFUL

AND DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO

AND NOT WHAT THE MEDIASAYS THEY NEED TO DO.

- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.THAT'S DEEP. THAT'S DEEP.

NOW WE GOT SOME, UH,YOUNG FEMALES HERE

WHO HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

IS THAT OKAY?- OH, IT'S ALWAYS OKAY.

- ALL RIGHT.- IT'S ALWAYS OKAY.

I ALWAYS WANT TO HEARFROM MY GIRL ARMY.

- HI, MAJESTY,IT IS SO COOL TO MEET YOU.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFULJUST LIKE THAT.

- UM...YEAH.

SO, OKAY, LAST WEEK,

I TOOK YOUR ADVICEFROM YOUR SONG GET SOME,

AND I "FLAUNTED ITTILL HE WANTED IT,"

BUT I ENDED UPLOSING MY VIRGINITY

TO A GUY THAT I DON'T KNOW.

- YOU SEE, IT IS TIME FOR GIRLSTO TAKE BACK THEIR POWER

NOWADAYS 'CAUSE IT'S YOUR BODYAND IT'S YOUR MIND,

AND IT--YOU SHOULD USE THATTO FEEL SEXY AND EMPOWERED.

- OKAY. OKAY, YEAH, YEAH,BUT NOW I'M PREGNANT.

- MIRACLES.NEXT QUESTION.

- OH.

HI. HI, MAJESTY.I'M CASSIE.

I THINK YOUR ALBUM ROCKS.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH, CASSIE.

I THINK YOU SHOULD NEVER CHANGEYOUR SKIN.

- OKAY.

SO IN YOUR SONG FRIDAY NIGHT FREAK DOWN...

- THANK YOU SO MUCH, CASSIE.

- YOU SAY, "BEND IT OVER,TOUCH THE GROUND,

HE'LL RIDE YOULIKE HIS MERRY-GO-ROUND."

- YES, I DO.

- IS THAT ABOUT BUTT SEX?

- WHAT IT'S ABOUT, CASSIE, IS USRECLAIMING OUR BODIES AS WOMEN

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,FOR A LONG TIME, BEING SEXY

WAS ABOUT BEING SEXY FOR A MAN.

BUT THIS IS ABOUT BEING SEXYFOR YOURSELF.

- WHOO!

- BUT I'VE GOT HERPESIN MY BUTT.

- OKAY, LET'S CHANGE TRACKSFOR A SECOND.

WE GON' GO TO COMMERCIAL.

WHEN WE COME BACK,MOTHER MAJESTY

IS GOING TO UNFURL HER NEW SONG.

WHAT IS IT ABOUT?- OH, OKAY.

IT'S A--IT'S KIND OF A LOVE SONG,

AND IT'S ABOUT FINDING STRENGTHAFTER HAVING YOUR HEART BROKEN.

- ALL RIGHT.WE GON' GO TO COMMERCIAL.

WHEN WE COME BACK,MOTHER MAJESTY

WITH WHO GOT NEXT ON THIS BLACKBERRY PIE?

[crowd cheering]

- HERE'S YOUR DRESSING ROOM,YOUR MAJESTY.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH.- YEAH.

- [sighs]

THAT'S RIGHT, GIRLS.

BEING OVERLY SEXUAL AND BEINGSTRONG ARE THE SAME THING.

IT'S THE SAME THING.[laughs]

IT'S THE SAME THING.

[laughing maniacally]

GIRL POWER!

[coughing]

GOD, I THINK I'M ALLERGICTO THIS MAKEUP.

[belches]NOW WHY WOULD I BURP?

THAT'S WEIRD.

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