Screwing Coordinator

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 04/14/2010
  • Views: 34,196

Treatures Neel and Nicky are lucky they found their soulmates before getting into casual sex and drugs. (1:24)

[camera shutters click]

- HI, THERE.

NEIL, NIKKI,I'M MARK.

I'LL BE YOUR SCREWINGCOORDINATOR THIS WEEKEND.

YOU EXCITED FOR THE BIG DAY?

- I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF THISEVER SINCE I WAS A SHRUB.

I STILL REMEMBER THE DAYMY PARENTS TOLD ME

ABOUT THE ARRANGEMENT.

- WE CHOSE NEIL BECAUSEHE'S THE ONLY TREE AROUND.

- YOU KNOW,IT IS REFRESHING

TO SEE TWO YOUNGSTERSSO COMMITTED TO EACH OTHER,

ESPECIALLY IN THIS CITY.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- WELL, LOTS OF PEOPLE COME HERETO SOW THEIR WILD OATS,

HAVE FREAKY SEX WITH STRANGERSTHEY DON'T EVEN KNOW.

- YOU CAN DO THAT?

- [chuckles]

MARK, I'M SURE YOU HAVEOTHER WORK TO DO.

- NO, WHAT I MEAN IS,

YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE YOURSOUL MATE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

A LOT OF PEOPLESPEND THEIR YOUTH

JUST HAVING SEXWITH STRANGERS,

DOING RECREATIONAL DRUGS

THAT THEY DON'T REALLYGET ADDICTED TO

BUT STILL HAVE KIND OFA LOT OF FUN DOING

AND THEN HAVE SEX WITH THEPEOPLE THEY DO THOSE DRUGS WITH

AND THEN GO OUT TO CLUBSAND MEET THEIR FRIENDS

AND, YOU KNOW,HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

AND AT A CERTAIN POINTYOU'RE LIKE, "WHY?"

- THOSE ARE THINGS?

- HEY, ENOUGH TALK, LILLY.

I HAVE AT LEAST FIVE HOLESTHAT NEED TO BE FILLED PRONTO,

OR ELSE.

- YOU SEEWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

I HAVE TO GO HAVE SEXWITH HER,

RIGHT NOW.

BE GRATEFUL YOU DON'T HAVETO DEAL WITH THAT.

- [whimpers]

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