Tracy Morgan - Too Much Girth

Tracy Morgan: Bona Fide Season 1, Ep 101 04/20/2014 Views: 9,789

All Tracy Morgan wants is to be thin enough for people to understand what he's saying. (1:28)

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'CAUSE IT'S HARDWHEN YOU GOT ALL THAT GIRTH.

IT'S HARD FOR PEOPLETO UNDERSTAND.

YOU EVER TRYTO, LIKE, UNDERSTAND

A PERSON WHO'S, LIKE, FAT?

WHEN THEY SIT DOWN ANDSAY THINGS AT THE SAME TIME,

IT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND THEM.

THEY BE LIKE,"[ GRUNTS, MUMBLES ]"

WHEN THEY SIT DOWN,THEY GOT TO OPEN THEIR LEGS

'CAUSE OF ALL THAT GIRTH.

THEY GOT TO LEAN ON ONE SIDELIKE THIS.

I GOT A UNCLE LIKE THAT.HE'S A BOUNCER.

HE SIT AT THE STRIP CLUBALL NIGHT LIKE THIS.

STRIP CLUB CALLEDTHE GLASS SLIPPER IN BROOKLYN.

AND ALL THE DUDES,THEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM,

'CAUSE THEY CAN'TUNDERSTAND HIM.

THEY'RE BREAKING THE RULES,

AND HE GOT TO GET THEMUP OUT OF THERE.

AND HE'S LIKE, "HEY, MY MAN!MY MAN, DON'T TOUCH THE GIRLS.

YEAH, YOU CAN TIP THEM,BUT DON'T TOUCH THE GIRLS.

HOMEBOY! DON'T T--

I GOT TO GET THESE[ GRUNTS, MUMBLES ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

DON'T TOUCH THE GIRLS, MY MAN."

AND HE SOUND THE SAME WAYWHEN HE SIT DOWN.

"[ GRUNTS, MUMBLES ]

HOMEY PASTRAMI.

GANGSTER BOOGIE!

HOMEBOY!

MONEY GRIP, DON'T TOUCH --

HEY, KIM.THEY GOT MORE FOOD UPSTAIRS?

DON'T TOUCH THE GIRLS, M--[ GRUNTS, MUMBLES ]"