Ethel's Loving Husband

  • Season 2 , Ep 8
  • 10/22/2013
  • Views: 3,181

With her sister's visit imminent, a panic-stricken Ethel throws together a makeshift family. (1:48)

I GONNA FIND A HUSBAND?

- RACIST BITCH.

TREATING ME LIKEI'M A MEXICAN OR SOMETHING.

- WHERE AM I GONNA FINDA HUSBAND?

[gasps]UGH!

AND I NEED A KID.

HEY! PSST.LITTLE BOY.

DO YOU WANT SOME CANDY?

GOTCHA!

- AAH! HELP, DADDY!

- GET AWAY FROM MY KID!WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

- I WANT YOUR SON.BAD!

I'VE GOT MONEY!

NO! WAIT!

YOU CAN JOIN IN AND PLAYMY HUSBAND!

[crying] PLEASE.

- THAT'S GOOD TO SEEYOU'RE DATING AGAIN.

- WELCOMETO BRICKLEBERRY PARK.

- THANK YOU.

IT'S SO NICE THEY HIRETHE MENTALLY CHALLENGED.

NOT REALLY.I HATE THEM.

- OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE HERE.

- WHAT?

AAH! NO! NO!

NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[razor buzzes]GET AWAY FROM ME!

HELP! OH!

[knock on door]

- ETHEL.

OH, MY GOD.IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU.

THIS MUST BE MY NEPHEW.

- YOU ARE DEAD.

[growls]- UGH!

UGH!HA, HA, HA.

LITTLE CRANKY PANTS DIDN'THAVE HIS NAP.

- I AM GONNA [bleep] CLAWYOUR EYES OUT!

- TANTRUMS ARE NORMALFOR GIFTED KIDS.

- I'M NOT A KID.

I'M A WILD ANIMAL.

- AND HE HAS SUCH COLORFULIMAGINATION.

WELL, AND ADHD.

OW!

GO PLAY, HONEY.

- OH!

- UH, OKAY.

NOW WHERE'S THAT HUSBANDYOU WERE TELLING ME

SO MUCH ABOUT?

- UH, YEAH.HE'S--UM, AH--

- I'M RIGHT HERE, HONEY.- [muffled speech]

- HI, I'M CONNER.

ETHEL'S LOVING HUSBAND.

- [muffled screaming]

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