Troubles in Paradises

  • Season 2 , Ep 210
  • 09/01/2011
  • Views: 110,245

Grimes's mummy mother interferes with his life, and Randall gets upset when Mark forgets their one-year roommate anniversary. (2:26)

MMHM.

- MUMMY!WELCOME.

THIS IS WHERE I DOMY IMPORTANT BOSSIFYING.

AH, THE HEADS I'VE LOPPED OFFFROM BEHIND THIS DESK.

- YOUR SON IS A CRUEL EMPLOYER,MADAME.

- LICK MY BOOT,YOU PATHETIC WORM.

- AHH!

- AND MY LOVELY THOUGH COLDWIFE, CALLIE.

YOU'LL NOTICE HER BREASTSARE ENGORGED WITH MILK.

THIS HAPPENSIN THE FIRST TRIMESTER.

YOU'RE GOING TO BEA GRAND-MUMMY.

- WHAT?

- [sniffing]

- SHE'S NOT PREGNANT.

SHE'S FAT.

IS SHE A BEARD?

- DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, MUMMY.

THE MISSUS AND I ARE LIKEA COUPLE OF HORNY TEENAGERS.

LET'S GIVE 'EM A SHOW, TITS.

MM, MM.

- PATHETIC.THAT'S NO WAY TO KISS A MAN.

- AHH!

[gagging]

[coughing and sputtering]

DID YOU CATCH MY TONGUE WORK?

YOU HAVE TO REALLY THRASH AROUNDIN MY BOY'S MOUTH

TO HOLD HIS ATTENTION.

- AND MEET TWAYNE,

THE MENTAL DEFICIENTI KEEP ON HAND

FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

DANCE, FREAK!

[gunshots]

- I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.

YOU'RE A DISGRACE.

LOOK AT THE DREGSYOU SURROUND YOURSELF WITH.

BUT MUMMY'S BACK.

AND FROM NOW ON,SHE'LL BE RUNNING YOUR LIFE,

SINCE YOU CLEARLY CAN'T DO ITFOR YOURSELF.

COME, GIMP.

TO THE NEAREST COCKTAIL LOUNGE!

HEYAH!

- WOW, THAT WAS SOMEBIRTHDAY PARTY.

DOUG CAN REALLY RAGE.

- [sobbing quietly]

- RANDALL, ARE YOU OKAY?

UM, WHAT IS WITH THE CUPCAKE?

- IT'S OUR ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARYOF MOVING IN TOGETHER.

AND YOU FORGOT.

- OH, IS THAT A THING?

- EVERY ROOMMATE COUPLEI KNOW CELEBRATES IT.

- I'M SORRY.

I'VE BEEN CAUGHT UPWITH WORK LATELY.

- NOT "LATELY."ALL THE TIME.

ALL DAY LONG YOU'RE WITH CLASS.

ALL NIGHT LONGYOU'RE WITH CALLIE.

YOU'RE NOT ROOMMATES WITH ME.

YOU'RE ROOMMATES WITH WORK.

- HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

THERE IS NO ONE I'D RATHERLIVE WITH.

- HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

YOU MIGHT HAVE DETAILED FILESON DOUG AND TOBY,

BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRSTTHING ABOUT ME.

QUICK, HOW DO I WEAR MY PUBES?

SHAVE, TRIM, OR FULL BUSH?

- NO IDEA.

BUT I DO KNOW YOUR FAVORITECOLOR IS PURPLE.

- GREEN!

I REST MY CASE.

AND FOR THE RECORD,I HAVE A KID 'N PLAY:

KID ON TOP,PLAY ON THE BOTTOM.

BUT I GUESS YOU DON'TREMEMBER THAT,

EVEN THOUGH I WAKE YOU UPEVERY DAY TO SHOW YOU.

- I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

AND I PROMISE I WILL BEA BETTER ROOMMATE

IN YEAR TWO.

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