Extended - #HashtagWars - #5WordSeduction - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, November 3, 2016 - Uncensored 11/03/2016 Views: 299

With no time to beat around the bush, Tiffany Haddish, Brian Huskey and Jim Jefferies come up with pickup lines that cut right to the chase. (2:21)

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NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAYTHE #HASHTAGWARS!

(CHEERING)SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE

INTERNET, PEOPLE HAVE BEENUSING IT TO FUCK, FROM THE

EARLIEST GEO CITY PAGES, TOMODERN DATING APPS, USERS HAVE

BEEN USING THE LATEST TECHNOLOGYTO GET EXTRA STANK ON THEIR

STANKIES.

ONE PROBLEM, THOUGH, ATTENTIONSPANS ARE GETTING WAY SHORTER,

SO BAE WON'T SIT STILL WHILE YOUSEDUCE HER WITH A LONG-ASS

SONNET.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE GONNA FLINGSOME WOO WITH THE SPACE OF A

TWEET.

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS#5WORDSEDUCTION,

#5WORDSEDUCTION.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE, MY MOM'S ATBOOK CLUB, OR I BOUGHT

CUNNILINGUS FOR DUMMIES.

UH, IN 60 SECONDS, AND BEGIN.

TIFFANY.

>> BABY BATTER IN ME NOW.

>> HARDWICK (LAUGHING): POINTS.

POINTS. BRIAN.

>> I CAN EJACULATE IN STEREO.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

JIM.

>> GRAB 'EM BY THE PUSSY.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, UH...

POINTS.

BRIAN.

>> MY MOM THINKS I'M SEXY.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

TIFFANY.

>> LUNCHABLES AND VIDEO GAMES.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)JIM.

>> OH, HI, CHRIS HARDWICK'S MOM.

(HARDWICK LAUGHING)(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I HAD TO PUT THE "OH" AT THEFRONT, SO IT WAS FIVE.

>> HARDWICK: I WOULD LOVE TOHAVE YOU AS MY MOM'S BOYFRIEND.

THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN, JIMJEFFERIES.

JIM.

>> OH, HI, CHRIS HARDWICK'SSISTER.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)>> I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. TIFFANY.

>> THIS IS A MATING CALL:(HOWLING)

(LAUGHTER)>> THAT'S NOT FIVE WORDS.

>> HARDWICK: WELL, IT IS ALL THESAME WORD.

>> THE LAST WORD IS LIKE ONEWORD.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, IT'S LIKE ONEWORD, IT'S LIKE ONE WORD.

>> TECHNICALLY.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)>> HARDWICK (LAUGHING): POINTS.

UH, BRIAN.

>> STING TAUGHT ME TO FUCK.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

JIM.

>> NETFLIX, NETFLIX AND CHILLAND FIST.

(BUZZER SOUNDS)>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)YEAH, I DON'T THINK THE WORDS

CHILL AND FIST ARE ANYWHERE NEAREACH OTHER ON ANY SPECTRUM, BUT

I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS.

>> GOT A RELAX INTO IT.

>> HARDWICK: YES, YOU REALLY...

(LAUGHTER)(GROANING)

(GRUNTING AND HOWLING)(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)