Terrible Episode - Road Head

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 07/27/2011
  • Views: 9,978

While investigating the dangers of road head, Jon has a episode-changing accident. (2:22)

- DRIVING. EVERYBODY DOES IT.IN FACT,

I'M DRIVING RIGHT NOW.

BUT DRIVING CAN BEEXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

LAST YEAR ALONE,THERE WERE OVER 50,000 DEATHS

AS A RESULT OF CAR ACCIDENTS.

80% OF THOSE WEREA DIRECT RESULT OF THIS--

ORAL SEX WHILE DRIVING.

OR WHAT SOME CALL O.S.D.

OOH.OR WHAT OTHERS CALL...

ROAD HEAD.

[R&B music]

- SO IT HAPPENED HERE.

THE CAR, IT VEERED OFF THIS WAYAND CRASHED INTO THIS TREE.

- WOW.AND YOU WERE IN THE CAR?

- YEAH.I WAS ASLEEP IN THE BACKSEAT,

AND MY MOTHERWAS IN THE FRONT SEAT,

GIVING MY FATHER ROAD HEAD.

- HOW HAS THISAFFECTED YOUR LIFE?

- WELL,I DON'T HAVE PARENTS ANYMORE.

- YEAH,BUT BESIDES THAT.

- UM, WELL,I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP IN CARS.

AND I ALSO CAN'TPERFORM ORAL SEX

ON SOMEONE WHO'S DRIVING.- WOW.

IT'S BEEN OVER THREE MINUTESOF ME RECEIVING ROAD HEAD,

AND WHEN IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENINGYOU CAN REALLY FEEL

HOW IT CAN IMPAIRYOUR ABILITY TO DRIVE.

I MEAN, I'VE BEEN, UH, THROWINGMY HEAD BACK A LOT, AND--

THE SENSATION ALONEIS REALLY--

IT'S DIFFICULT TO CONCEN--[thud]

[tires screech]

- JESUS.WHAT THE [bleep]?

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- WHAT HAPPENED?- WHAT HAPPENED?

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- I DON'T KNOW, I--I THINK I HIT SOMETHING.

[Bleep].

- ARE YOU OKAY?- OH, NO.

- WHAT IS IT?

OH, MY GOD.[Bleep].

- IT'S A PONY.

- OH, MY GOD,WE HIT A PONY.

[microphone thumps]- IS THAT BAD LUCK?

- YES.

- JON.

[ominous music]IT'S AN OLD GYPSY WOMAN.

SHE MUST HAVE BEENRIDING THE PONY.

- OH, NO, DAVE, NO.

OH, MY GOD.

IS HITTING A GYPSY BAD LUCK?

- YES.

- NO!

SIMZA!MY LOVE!

NO...

YOU...

KILLED HER.

- NO.

YOU KILLED MY SIMZA.

- NO, I--I DIDN'T, SIR.I'M SORRY--

- I...CURSE YOU!

[ominous music]

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