- Are there anyobvious jokes about me?
Gee, I don't know,
there's a camera, right?
- Time to Roast Battle.
- I'm Sarah Tiana and I'm battling Chris Cubas.
My roast battle nicknamewould probably be
The Roastess with the Mostess.
- Chris the RefrigeratorEmptier Cubas.
- I don't really have feelings,
so I think I'll be okay with whatever they go on.
- Nothing really hurts me.
Not that I'm like invincible.
- I'm expecting gay, AIDS, gay AIDS, AIDS and gay,
and my (beep) hole willprobably feature pretty heavily.
- My strategy is to overwhelm him.
But this is more mentalthan anything else.
- I got bad eyebrows, I've got Brillo hair,
I'm lanky, I'm weak.
- I got a lot of stuff, a lot of targets coming towards me,
so I'm gonna go after whatever I think
is gonna make him upset.
- A good roast joke is personal.
- It's not fun to justlike, here's a fat joke.
I wanna a really specific fat joke
about how I am specifically fat.
- I think you should surprise them.
Like a little sneak attack.
- You gotta hit them in the heart,
so it throws off their mental process
of what they're gonna say.
- Am I friends with Chris?
I mean I was.
- I would like to be friends with Jimmy.
- From first impressions, no.
Not for me.
- I am not friends with Earl Skakel,
(beep) Earl Skakel.
- I know that she's funny, and smart,
and like you wanna roast somebody that you respect.
- I've never done this before,
so I don't have a strategy.
I guess it's to hit hard and move on.
- Maybe we'll be friends after this,
but I can't be friends withhim until we're done with this.
I like to method roast.