Tyrone Biggums's Crack Intervention

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 03/12/2003
  • Views: 417,853

Tyrone's suburban pals want to help him break his crack addiction. (6:10)

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WE WANT TO HANDLETHIS WITH LOVE, RIGHT ?

YOU WANT TO TELL HIM HOW HISDRUG ABUSE HAS HURT YOU,

AND HE HURT HIMSELF, OKAY ?

HAROLD, WHAT TIME DID YOUTELL HIM TO BE HERE ?

5:00, BUT HE'SALWAYS LATE.

NO, HE'LL BE HERE...IN THREE, TWO, ONE...

IS THIS THE 5:00FREE CRACK GIVEAWAY ?

♪ HE'S BEEN AWAY FOR A WHILEBUT HE'S BACK AROUND ♪

Y'ALL TELL ANYBODY,I'LL KILL YA !

I'LL KILL YA !

♪ THE KOOKIEST CRACKHEADIN THE TOWN ♪

PEANUT BUTTERAND CRACK SANDWICH.

♪ HE KICKED HIS HABITBACK IN THE JOINT ♪

♪ NOW HE'S BACK ON POINT ♪

LOOK OUT, CRACK,HERE I COME !

( crashing )

♪ HE'S FINALLY HOMEHE'S TYRONE ♪♪

( narrator )THIS WEEK, TYRONE GETS INVITEDTO AN INTERVENTION.

OH, YA-- LOCKTHE DOOR, GOOD IDEA.

HEY.

OKAY, TYRONE, DO YOU KNOWWHY YOU'RE HERE ?

MM-HMM, I'M HERE FORSAME REASONS YOU IS, MAN,

I WANT SOME CRACK.

CRACK.

OKAY, TYRONE, WE ARE NOTGIVING CRACK AWAY TODAY.

UH-HUH... WHA...NO, NO.

WHAT TIME IS IT ?

IT'S 5:00.

DID I MISS THE 5:00FREE CRACK GIVEAWAY ?

TYRONE, TYRONE, THESE AREYOUR FRIENDS HERE,

AND THEY HAVE SOMETHINGTHEY'D LIKE TO SAY TO YOU.

I'VE BEEN TRICKED !

OKAY, TYRONE,I'M WHAT IS KNOWN AS

AN INTERVENTION COUNSELOR.OH !

YEAH, AND THESE PEOPLEWOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU

ABOUT YOUR DRUG USE.

WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT, MAN ?

I DON'T DO DRUGS.

WHAT Y'ALL TELLHIM, HUH ?

COME ON,BENEDICT ARNOLDS !

WHAT Y'ALL TELL HIM ?

RHONDA, WOULD YOULIKE TO GO FIRST ?

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

WHAT IS GOING ONIN HERE ?

DO WE GETCRACK AT THE END ?

TYRONE, YOU KNOWI LOVE YOU,

BUT I FEEL LIKEDRUGS IS HURTING YOU

AND THEY'RE HURTING ME.

TYRONE, I WAS VERY HURT THATYOU CARJACKED ME THAT TIME.

WHAT YOU TALKINGABOUT, RHONDA ?

I WOULD NEVERCARJACK THAT UGLY-ASS CAR.

GET OUT THE CAR !

TYRONE, WHATARE YOU DOING ?

WHO'S TYRONE, HUH ?

I DON'T KNOWTYRONE !

NO, IT'S YOU WITH YOURCRUSTY-ASS LIPS !

STOP PLAYIN', RHONDA,GET OUT THE CAR !

GET OUT THE CAR !

I DON'TKNOW ANY TYRONE !

LOOK, THE POLICE FOUNDYOU THREE HOURS LATER

IN MY CAR, ASLEEP,HIGH ON CRACK.

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE,RHONDA.

HOW CAN YOU SLEEPIF YOU'RE HIGH ON CRACK, HMM ?

IT'S A CHINESE RIDDLEFOR YOU.

OKAY, LET'S HAVE, UH,JENNY AND ROB.

I AIN'T DOTHAT, RHONDA.

TYRONE, WE OPENEDOUR HOME TO YOU.

YOU LET YOUR ADDICTION

LEAD YOU TO ABUSEOUR TRUST.

OH, JENNY, R-ROB,LOOK, Y'ALL,

IT'S ME YOU'RE TALKING TO,

I-- I WOULDNEVER HURT YOU.

OH, DON'T PLAY DUMBWITH US, TYRONE.

I REMEMBERTHE WHOLE SPEECH.

I JUST NEED $200, I TAKETHESE REAL ESTATE CLASSES,

AND I'M BACK ONMY FEET, BABY.

I'M SERIOUS, ROB,

IT'S ME, BABY,IT'S TYRONE.

I'M CLEANING UP MY ACT.

OKAY.TYRONE !

ROB, JENNY, Y'ALL AIN'T GONNABE SORRY ABOUT THIS.

OH !

( Tyrone )I STUDIED MY ASS OFFFOR THAT REAL ESTATE TEST.

AGH !

WE'RE OFFTO MY MOTHER'S.

WE'LL BE BACKSUNDAY EVENING.

THE NUMBER'S ON THE FRIDGEIF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

OKAY, BYE, JENNY,BYE, ROB.

I PASSED MY TEST AND WASA CERTIFIED REAL ESTATE AGENT.

GOOD FOR YOU,TYRONE.

YEAH, DAMN RIGHT,GOOD FOR HIM.

( Rob )HE SOLD OUR HOUSEAND KEPT THE MONEY.

$450,000 !

WHERE'S THE MONEY,TYRONE ?

HE SPENT IT ON A PARTY.

TOOK OUT AN ADFOR IT IN THE PAPER.

YOU DIDN'T GET YOURINVITATION FOR THAT PARTY ?

OH, ROB, YOU SHOULDHAVE SEEN IT,

WE HAD A PILEOF CRACK THIS HIGH.

I HAD A HEART ATTACK.

HEART ATTACK, YEAH.

I'LL GIVE YOUA HEART ATTACK !

ROB, ROB, ROB !

COME ON,COME ON...

I'M GETTING A RESTRAININGORDER AGAINST YOU, ROB.

HAROLD, WHY DON'TYOU GO NEXT ?

ALL RIGHT.

TYRONE, I'M HEREBECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

WELL, IF YOU LOVE MESO MUCH, HAROLD,

WHY'D YOU GET ME FIREDFROM THE POST OFFICE, HUH ?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANYPEOPLE ON YOUR ROUTE

COMPLAINEDOF RECEIVING OPEN MAIL ?

SEVEN ?

136, TYRONE.

AND THEN THERE WASTHE INCIDENT WITH THE POWDER.

( sniffing )

OH !

ATTENTION, EVERYBODY,

BE ON THE LOOKOUTFOR ANY ENVELOPES MARKED

"SENATOR TOM DASCHLE"OR "TOM BROKAW".

IT MIGHT CONTAIN ANTHRAX.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,THAT'S A LITTLE WHITE POWDER.

HAROLD,IS ANTHRAX BAD ?

YES, TYRONE.

AND IF IT FELL INTOTHE WRONG HANDS

IT COULD BE BIG TROUBLE.

I GOT THAT ANTHRAXAND IT'S THE BOMB, BABY.

60 BUCKS !

IF THAT MAN HADN'TTURNED YOU IN,

IT WOULD'VEBEEN A DISASTER.

Y'ALL ACT LIKE CRACKIS SO BAD !

WELL, LIKETHE GOOD BOOK SAYS:

LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN,THROWETH THE FIRST ROCK

AND I SHALT SMOKETH IT.

BASICALLY, TYRONE,

WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO CHECKINTO REHABILITATION IMMEDIATELY.

AW !

ALL RIGHT, OKAY,FINE, FINE.

YOU KNOW WHAT ?

I NEED TO GET BETTER,Y'ALL ARE RIGHT.

BUT FIRST STEP IS FIRST,I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM,

AND THEN I'M ON MY WAYTO RECOVERY, RHONDA.

I GOT THE KEY.

AND THAT WASN'T ME,RHONDA !

GO TO THE BATHROOM !

OKAY, THANK-- I'VE GOTIT FROM HERE, THANK YOU.

I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

OH !

OH, WHY DIDN'T THEY SAY THEREAIN'T NO WINDOWS IN HERE ?

OH !

HERE GOES NOTHIN' !

( flushing )

DRUGS HAVERUINED MY LIFE !

♪ HE'S FINALLY HOMEHE'S TYRONE ♪♪

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