Ref Jeff - Locked in

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 02/27/2013
  • Views: 12,114

After landing in prison, Ref Jeff realizes that he needs to make friends. (2:41)

WHAT TABLE YOU GUYSSIT AT?

- JEFF WAS A REFEREEIN THE NBA.

- EXACTLY, THAT'S A CARRY.WE'RE GOING THAT WAY.

WHAT ARE WE DOING?

WE DOING HANDS IN PANTS?IS THAT WHAT WE'RE DOING?

LOVE THE KID 'N PLAY MOVIES.I LOVE THOSE KID 'N PLAY MOVIES.

THOSE GUYS? SHOO.THEY EVER BEEN IN HERE?

YOU GUYS LIKE A DUO?

YOU LOOKING FORTHREE MUSKETEERS OR ANYTHING?

TWO-TO-ONE SAYS I SITWITH YOU GUYS

AND IT'S TATER TOTSFOR LUNCH.

HEY, CROSBY, STILLS,YOU LOOKING FOR A NASH?

RIGHT.

- WITH NOWHERE TO SIT...- YOU GUYS HANGING? NO?

- JEFF NEEDSTO ASSERT HIMSELF...

- [drops tray on table]

- OR RISK BECOMING A TARGET.

- [blows whistle]

FINE!

I'LL BE YOUR ENEMY!

BUT THE THING I'LL YOUIS I WILL BE DOWNSTAIRS

IN THE TV ROOMTHIS AFTERNOON,

AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANTAT THAT POINT.

YOU COULD THINKABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND AT HOME.

YOU WANT IT TO BE SWEET?SOUTHERN BELLE?

[soft voice]WELL, I NEVER!

[normal voice]I'LL DO THAT ALL DAY.

BUT YOU GOTTA COME DOWNTO THE TV ROOM,

'CAUSE I'M NOTCOMING TO YOU.

UNLESS YOU WANT METO COME TO YOU, I WILL.

YEAH, I'M NOT SURE IF I'M GONNABE A TOP OR A BOTTOM.

I GUESS I'LL, YOU KNOW,WHEN--WHEN THE GUYS SHOW UP.

- NO ONE ACCEPTSJEFF'S INVITATION.

- SEEMS LIKE SOME OF THE GUYSIN THE YARD

ARE GIVING METHE COLD SHOULDER, BUT--

[louder] SEEMS LIKE SOME OFOF THE GUYS IN THE YARD

ARE GIVING METHE COLD SHOULDER.

- YOU'LL GET THROUGH IT.I DID.

- [chuckles]

OH, IT'S GOOD TO HAVEA FRIEND.

- MORE OF A CELLMATE.- YEAH.

CELLMATES DON'T TALKLIKE THIS.

- I'M OUT IN A MONTH.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEEMY BEAUTIFUL GIRLS.

- YOU'RE A FAM--UNH.[defecating]

YOU'RE A FAMILY MAN, HUH?

[toilet flushes]

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE,IT'S LIKE I'VE BEEN IN SOLITARY,

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,YOU KNOW,

I GOT A GROUP OF GUYSTHAT I CAN CONNECT WITH.

WE'RE LOCKED IN HERE TOGETHER.THERE'S NO ESCAPING.

MAURICE, I HAD A DREAMTHAT YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.

I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOUTHE WHOLE THING

START TO FINISH.

[somber music]

MAURICE?

GUARDS!

SOMEBODY BROKE INTO MY CELL

AND HUNG MY BEST FRIENDLAST NIGHT.

- JEFF HAS LOSTHIS ONLY FRIEND.

- DON'T WORRY, MAURICE.

- MAKING ANOTHERWILL BE THE KEY TO HIS SURVIVAL.

- WHO AM I GONNASIT WITH AT LUNCH?

IS HE GONE?- SHUT UP.

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