Lynne Koplitz - Boyfriend

  • Season 9 , Ep 12
  • 04/28/2005
  • Views: 29,600

Lynne's boyfriend doesn't know how crazy she is. (1:18)

MY BOYFRIEND'S ALWAYS TELLING ME

I'M CRAZY.

DUH, I'LL CUT YOU.

[LAUGHTER]

HE'S LIKE "YOU CALLED ME

FIVE TIMES IN A ROW.

THAT'S CRAZY."

"NO, I CALLED YOU 25 TIMES

IN A ROW, FIVE FROM AN UNBLOCKED

NUMBER, DUH.

GET IT RIGHT."

HE REALLY DOESN'T KNOW HOW

CRAZY.

I'VE ACTUALLY WOKEN UP LIKE ON A

SATURDAY MORNING AND LOOKED

OVER AT HIM AND THOUGHT,

"HMM, I CAN MAKE HIM BREAKFAST

OR BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH A

BAT."

[LAUGHTER]

THEN HE WAKES UP I'M LIKE,

"WAFFLES?

HE-HE."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

ONE MORE DAY, BUDDY,

ONE MORE DAY ON EARTH.

YOU GET ANOTHER DAY.

NO, HE TRIED TO BREAK UP WITH ME

RECENTLY, AFTER FIVE YEARS.

WHO'S CRAZY NOW?

TELL ME WHO'S CRAZY.

YOU KNOW I'M NOT GONNA LET

THAT HAPPEN.

HE'S LIKE, "I THINK WE NEED

A BREAK."

"OH, NO BREAK."

HE'S LIKE, "NO, JUST SOMETHING

TEMPORARY.

WE CAN GET BACK TOGETHER."

"OH, TEMPORARY.

NO BREAK."

[LAUGHTER]

"MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO BE

WITH YOU ANY MORE."

"WELL, THEN KILL YOURSELF.

YOU HAVE OPTIONS USE THEM

WALKING OUT OF HERE."

THANK YOU.

GOD BLESS YOU.

I'M LYNNE KOPLITZ.

YOU'RE THE BEST.

THANK YOU.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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