Greer Barnes - Knapsack Search

CC Presents: Greer Barnes Season 13, Ep 13 02/20/2009 Views: 36,341

Whenever Greer Barnes gets nervous, he tries to be funny -- but sometimes it doesn't work out. (2:20)

AND YOU KNOW HOW THEYCAN JUST RANDOMLY SEARCH YOU?

SO, I HAVE MY KNAPSACK ON.AND I'M HIGH. SO, YOU KNOW,

I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS.AND THIS OFFICER IS LIKE,

"EXCUSE ME, SIR, MAY I SEEYOUR KNAPSACK, PLEASE?"

YOU KNOW WHENEVER I GET NERVOUS,I TRY TO BE FUNNY.

- SOMETIMES, IT DON'T WORK OUT.- [LAUGHTER]

SO, THIS OFFICER IS LIKE,"EXCUSE ME, MAN,CAN I SEE YOUR KNAPSACK."

SO, I TOOK MY KNAPSACK OFFAND I WENT LIKE THIS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

HE DIDN'T LIKE THAT.

[LAUGHTER, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

AND THEN YOU GET ON THE TRAINAND YOU HEAR THAT RIDICULOUS,

"THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE MTA.

"BE ON THE LOOKOUTFOR SUSPICIOUS-LOOKING PACKAGES"AND/OR ACTIVITIES.

"IF YOU SEE SOMETHINGDON'T DO ANYTHING.

TELL SOMEONE,LIKE A POLICE OFFICEROR AN MTA EMPLOYEE."

REALLY...

- AN MTA EMPLOYEE...- [LAUGHTER]

YOU MEAN LIKE THATBROTHER OVER THERE MESSIN'WITH THE TRASH, HIM?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

OKAY.

- [TAPPING SOUND] "HEY MAN...- [LAUGHTER]

THERE'S A SUSPICIOUS-LOOKINGPACKAGE OVER THERE."

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

- "YEAH, I KNOW, I SAW IT."- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

GO TALK TO THAT LADYIN THE BOOTH.

[Tapping Sound]"HEY, LADY IN THE BOOTH.

THERE'S A SUSPICIOUS-LOOKINGPACKAGE OVER THERE."

- "[Muffled Dialogue]"- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]