Dwayne Kennedy - Technology

  • Season 7 , Ep 17
  • 06/05/2003
  • Views: 2,035

The weapons of yesteryear were dumb weapons. (1:40)

NOW IF WE HAVE A WAR, MAN,

WE GOT ALL THIS--

THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT

INTRIGUES ME ABOUT THE

UNITED STATES.

ALL THE STUFF THEY DEVELOP

TO WIPE YOU OUT 'CAUSE WE GOT

STUFF.

IT'S NOT LIKE IT USED TO BE--

'CAUSE YOU REMEMBER WHAT--

WELL, YOU PROBABLY DON'T

REMEMBER THIS BUT LIKE THE

REVOLUTIONARY WAR, YOU KNOW,

THE UNITED STATES USED TO

KNOW HOW TO PUT ON A WAR.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU ALWAYS USED TO GET A

LITTLE MUSIC WITH YOUR WAR.

YOU KNOW, THEY HAD A DUDE ON

DRUMS, A DUDE ON FIFE, YOU KNOW

WHAT I MEAN A LITTLE BACKGROUND

MUSIC WHILE YOU GETTING SHOT,

YOU KNOW?

EVEN THE CIVIL WAR THEY HAD

A DUDE ON BUGLE.

"I'D LIKE TO WELCOME EVERYBODY

TO THE WAR.

THIS NEXT TUNE I WROTE IN PARIS.

I CALL THIS ONE 'CHARGE'."

BUT NOW, EVERYTHING IS

HIGH TECH.

SMART WEAPONS, YOU KNOW,

AS OPPOSED TO I GUESS DUMB

WEAPONS WHICH THEY HAD IN THE

40s WHICH WAS WEAPONS THEY JUST

SEND UP HOPE THEY HIT SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW, NOW, MAN, SINCE THE

PERSIAN GULF WAR THEY GOT THAT

SMART WEAPON, TOMAHAWK MISSILE,

FLY THIS HIGH OFF THE GROUND,

THROUGH THE STREETS, DODGING

BUILDINGS, LOOKING FOR YOUR

HOUSE.

[BOMB SOUNDS]

"ANY OF YOU KIDS SEEN DWAYNE?"

"HE LIVES RIGHT DOWN THE STREET,

MR. MISSILE."

"ALL RIGHT, THANKS.

STAY IN SCHOOL."

ALL RIGHT, YOU ALL.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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