Cory Kahaney - Trouble

  • Season 8, Ep 27
  • 06/10/2004
  • Views: 10,133

Cory's daughter got in trouble for saying, "F." (1:26)

Cory Kahaney: NOW I HAVE A

TEENAGER.

EVERY TIME MY DAUGHTER GETS

IN TROUBLE, I GET IN BIGGER

TROUBLE.

IT'S THE WORST.

I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM

DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL, IT WAS AT

THE BEGINNING OF THE SCHOOL

YEAR LAST YEAR.

PICKED UP THE PHONE.

THE WOMAN GOES, "YES, HELLO.

THIS IS MRS. SHRON."

SO I WAS LIKE, "MRS. SHLONG?"

[LAUGHTER]

ALRIGHT.

SO WE START OFF ON A BAD NOTE,

THAT WAS MY FAULT.

[LAUGHTER]

I SAID, "WELL, CAN I HELP YOU?"

SHE SAID, "YES, THERE WAS

AN INCIDENT WITH YOUR DAUGHTER

TODAY.

SHE SAID F."

[LAUGHTER]

I SAID, "WELL, YOU KNOW THAT

WAS PART OF THE ALPHABET WHEN

I WAS IN SCHOOL.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

PRETTY SURE SESAME STREET

DEDICATES A WHOLE DAY TO IT,

ACTUALLY."

SHE DIDN'T TAKE TOO KINDLY

TO THE COMEDY, NO.

SHE SAID, "WELL, THAT'S WHY

I'M CALLING, YOU SEE.

I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE A COMEDIAN.

AND I HOPE THAT'S NOT THE WAY

YOU TALK AT HOME."

[LAUGHTER]

SO I WAS LIKE, "ALRIGHT,

LISTEN-- MRS. SHLONG.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW, I HOPE YOU DON'T

THINK I'M AN A...

[LAUGHTER]

OR A B...

OR GOD FORBID A C.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED

TO LIGHTEN UP SOME, YEAH.

SOUNDS LIKE MAYBE YOU NEED

TO GET F-ED."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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