Mars Landing

  • Season 2 , Ep 11
  • 11/12/2013
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The rangers discover that NASA's Mars landing is a fake when Steve crashes the set while high on peyote. (1:49)

- GET READYFOR MAGIC TIME, PEOPLE.

I'LL ACTUALLY BE GUIDINGTHE ASTRONAUTS

DOWN AS WE SPEAK.

- MISSION CONTROL,THIS IS APOLLO.

WE ARE GO FOR LANDINGIN FOUR...

THREE...

TWO...

ONE.

- EXTEND PODS.AND...

MAGIC!

- AND WE HAVE TOUCHDOWN.

- WE HAVE LANDED ON MARS.

[cheers]KURT THOREAU, EVERYONE.

- HOW IS STEVE MISSING THIS?

WHERE THE HELL IS HE?

- [screams]

GET AWAY FROM ME,

OCTOPUS MIME!

[upbeat polka music]

[screams]

[truck roars]

[grunting]

AGH!

AAH!

- I THINK YOU'LL LIKETHE FIRST WORDS

MAN WILL SAY ON MARS.

I COMPOSED THEM MYSELF.

- THAT WASONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN

AND ONE GIANT--SHIT!

- [screams]

[babbling nonsensically]

[people screaming]

- WE CAN EASILYREATTACH THESE

AS LONG AS WE'RE VERY,VERY CAREFUL WITH THEM--

WHOA!

[chuckles]SO THAT'S WHY

WE SHOULDN'T PUT THOSEIN HERE.

[rangers scream]

- WAIT A MINUTE.

THAT FAT ALIENLOOKS LIKE STEVE.

- THAT FAT ALIEN IS STEVE.

- HOW'D STEVE GET TO MARS?

- STEVE ISN'T ON MARS.

[gasps]THAT MEANS THE MARS LANDING--

- IT'S ALL A GODDAMN FAKE!

[laughs]I KNEW IT!

WE'RE ASS-DEEP IN THE BIGGESTCONSPIRACY EVER!

- GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!

- OH, WHAT?

YOU ACTORSGONNA HOLD US HOSTAGE

WITH A BUNCH OFPHONY PROP GUNS?

WOW, THAT'S REALISTIC.

FAKE BRAINS TOO.

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