- GET READYFOR MAGIC TIME, PEOPLE.
I'LL ACTUALLY BE GUIDINGTHE ASTRONAUTS
DOWN AS WE SPEAK.
- MISSION CONTROL,THIS IS APOLLO.
WE ARE GO FOR LANDINGIN FOUR...
THREE...
TWO...
ONE.
- EXTEND PODS.AND...
MAGIC!
- AND WE HAVE TOUCHDOWN.
- WE HAVE LANDED ON MARS.
[cheers]KURT THOREAU, EVERYONE.
- HOW IS STEVE MISSING THIS?
WHERE THE HELL IS HE?
- [screams]
GET AWAY FROM ME,
OCTOPUS MIME!
[upbeat polka music]
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[screams]
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[truck roars]
[grunting]
AGH!
AAH!
- I THINK YOU'LL LIKETHE FIRST WORDS
MAN WILL SAY ON MARS.
I COMPOSED THEM MYSELF.
- THAT WASONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN
AND ONE GIANT--SHIT!
- [screams]
[babbling nonsensically]
[people screaming]
- WE CAN EASILYREATTACH THESE
AS LONG AS WE'RE VERY,VERY CAREFUL WITH THEM--
WHOA!
[chuckles]SO THAT'S WHY
WE SHOULDN'T PUT THOSEIN HERE.
[rangers scream]
- WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT FAT ALIENLOOKS LIKE STEVE.
- THAT FAT ALIEN IS STEVE.
- HOW'D STEVE GET TO MARS?
- STEVE ISN'T ON MARS.
[gasps]THAT MEANS THE MARS LANDING--
- IT'S ALL A GODDAMN FAKE!
[laughs]I KNEW IT!
WE'RE ASS-DEEP IN THE BIGGESTCONSPIRACY EVER!
- GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!
- OH, WHAT?
YOU ACTORSGONNA HOLD US HOSTAGE
WITH A BUNCH OFPHONY PROP GUNS?
WOW, THAT'S REALISTIC.
FAKE BRAINS TOO.