Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter

Cathy Ladman & Bob Odenkirk Season 1, Ep 9 02/24/1992 Views: 2,672

It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid. (1:10)

BUT THERE'S A LOTOF COUPLES HERE AND I AM SORRY

BUT I GUESS I'LL JUSTEVENTUALLY FIND THE WRONG WOMAN

AND MARRY HER, QUITE FRANKLY.

YOU KNOW THE DEAL WAS,THE LAST RELATIONSHIP

SHE WAS MARRIED AND SHE HADA KID-- EIGHT-- GREAT KID.

IT'S TOUGH WHEN YOU'RENOT THE FATHER OR THE MOTHER.

WHATEVER IT IS.

I'M NOT A TRANSSEXUAL,BUT YOU KNOW.

THAT WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNY:"HI, I'M THE FATHER;

NO, I'M THE MOTHER."

I WOULD RING THE BELL ANDTHE LITTLE GIRL WAS RESENTFUL

BECAUSE I WASN'T HER DAD.

I UNDERSTOOD THAT,BUT IT WAS LIKE

"OH, IT'S THE JEWWITH THE BAD POSTURE AGAIN."

( laughter )

BUT I WAS IN LOVE WITH HERMOTHER, IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

THEN THIS LITTLE GIRL WAS BEINGLIKE DENNIS THE MENACE IN DRAG.

IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.

AND THEN THE QUESTIONS.

LITTLE KIDS ASK QUESTIONSEVERY SECOND.

SHE MUST'VE ASKED A THOUSANDQUESTIONS IN ONE BLOCK

AND FINALLY I PANICKED.

SHE WENT,"WHAT ARE THOSE CLOUDS?

WHAT ARE THEY MADE OF?"

I'M AN IDIOT ANYWAY.

"STEAM FROM A HOT DOG--ALL RIGHT?"

IT'S MY PROBLEM.