Johnny Sanchez - Older Black Men

  • Season 3, Ep 13
  • 08/31/2000
  • Views: 6,729

Older black men never age. (2:19)

I SAY, "MAN, YOU'RE LUCKYBECAUSE YOU HAVE THE FORTUNATE

"OF KNOWINGTHAT WHEN YOU GET OLDER,

YOU'RE STILL GOING TO BE COOL."

BECAUSE NOBODY'S COOLERTHEN OLDER BLACK MEN.

I DON'T JUST MEAN THE AGING,YOU KNOW, OF THE PHYSICAL.

I'M TALKING ABOUT SPIRITUALLY.

THEY'RE COOL ALWAYS.

YOU NEVER SEE AN OLD CRICKETYBLACK MAN EVER.

THEY ALWAYS HAVE ENERGY.THEY'RE REAL FIDGETY AND STUFF.

EVEN IF THEY'RE STANDINGIN LINE,

THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING.

"SKIT-SCAT, SKIT-SCAT-SCAT,SCOOT-SCAT-SCAT-SCAT.

SKIT-SCAT-SCAT,SCOOT-SCOOT-SCAT-SCAT."

NOW, COME ONE, MAN.NOBODY ELSE DOES THAT.

WHITE GUYS AFTER 65,

THE ONLY THINGOUT OF THEIR MOUTH IS,

"GET OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY!"

AND, YOU KNOW,LATINOS KNOW BETTER.

WE GET MAD AND ANGRYWHEN WE'RE OLDER.

YOU KNOW, GET A BIG STOMACH,OUR TEE-SHIRTS HALFWAY OVER IT,

YELLING AT KIDS,"YOUR DAD'S GOT MY SCREWDRIVER.

TELL HIM I'M GOINGTO KICK HIS ASS."

NOT THE OLDER BLACK MAN.

"SCIT-SCAT-SCAT,SCOOT-SCAT-SCAT,

SCIT-SCAT-SCAT-SCOO."

TRY TO GUESS THEIR AGE,YOU'LL BE WAY OFF.

YOU TRY--YOU TRY.

"MAN, CHECK YOU OUT.HOW OLD ARE YOU, MAN, ABOUT 48?"

[cackles]

"I APPRECIATE THE COMPLIMENT,SON, BUT I'M 72."

"DAMN."

"SCIT-SCAT, SCOOT-SCAT-SCAT,SCAT-SCAT-SCAT."

REALLY COOL, MAN,ALWAYS, COOL AND HIP.

AND I DON'T KNOW TOO--

HERE'S ANOTHER OBSERVATIONTHAT I MADE, MAN,

LIKE MY DAD'S FRIENDS COME OUT,OLDER BLACK MEN.

I NOTICE THAT THEY--THEY HAVE A TENDENCY

TO MAKE UPTHEIR OWN SAYINGS

THAT REALLY DON'T MAKEANY SENSE AT ALL.

BUT THEY SAY IT WITH SO MUCHCOMMITMENT AND CONVICTION,

THEY MAKE YOU THINKTWICE ABOUT IT.

YOU EVER NOTICE THAT?

"WELL, CHECK YOU OUT.

"YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOWWHAT'S GOING ON.

WHAT'S THE SECRET OF YOUTH?"

"I TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.

"I'LL TELL YOUWHAT IT IS RIGHT NOW.

"YOU GOT TO LIVE YOUR LIFELIKE TWO FEET WITH TEN TOES

AND AN EXTRA TOENAIL."

"MAKES SENSE."

"I KNOW.

SCIT-SCAT-SCAT, SCIT-SCAT-SCAT,SCOOT-SCIT-SCAT-SCAT."

[laughter]

[laughs]

THERE'S A BROTHER BACK HERE.

HE'S BACK THERE--[cackles]

I KNOW I'M GOING TO GETMY ASS KICKED AFTER THE SHOW.

THEY'RE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW.

THE BROTHERS ARE--

"YO, MEXICAN BOY, WE GOT TO TALKTO YOU, MAN, AFTER THE SHOW."

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