Uncensored - Tracy Morgan - Southern Grandmother

Tracy Morgan: Bona Fide Season 1, Ep 101 04/20/2014 Views: 2,589

While meeting his fiance's grandmother, Tracy Morgan realizes that it's not what you say -- it's how you say it. (2:32)

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THERE'S NOT A CHEF IN THE WORLD

THAT GOT THAT ORDERFOR 175 CHICKEN WINGS

AND DIDN'T SAY,"THIS IS FOR NIGGERS."

IF I GET A ORDERFOR 175 CHICKEN WINGS,

I'D BE, "YEAH,THIS IS FOR NIGGERS IN HERE.

THEY DO NOT EAT..."

LET'S LOOK AT THISCHICKEN-WING SHIT.

WHITE PEOPLE STEALING FROM US.

KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN --THE SECRET RECIPE.

AND EVERYBODY KNOWTHE COLONEL STOLE THAT RECIPE

FROM A BLACK SLAVENAMED JUBILIAH.

NOW, I GIVE Y'ALL CREDIT FORCOLESLAW, BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT.

TAKE IT TOO FAR, MY MAN.

NO WHITE MAN KNOW HOW TO FRYNO DAMN CHICKEN.

STOLE THAT RECIPE, MAN.THE COLONEL.

MY FIANCĂ©E IS HALF-WHITEAND HALF-BLACK.

AND WE WAS GOING TO VISITHER GRANDMOTHER DOWN SOUTH.

SHE'S A 100-YEAR-OLD WHITE WOMANWITH DEMENTIA.

AND MY LADY WAS NERVOUS.

I WAS LIKE, "BABY, WHAT'S WRONG?ARE YOU WORRIED?

ARE YOU SCARED YOUR GRANDMAMAGONNA CALL ME A NIGGER?"

'CAUSE HER GRANDMOTHERHAD CALLED SOMEBODY A NIGGER

THE DAY BEFORE.

AND SHE'S LIKE,"YES, BABY, I'M WORRIED,

'CAUSE I HOPE SHE DON'T UNLEASH

A WHOLE BUNDLE OF NIGGERON YOU."

AND THEN THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY,IT'S HOW YOU SAY IT.

'CAUSE HER GRANDMOTHERWAS VERY NICE TO ME.

SHE SAID, "THAT'S A NICENIGGER BOY YOU'RE MARRYING."

BUT I THOUGHT I WAS IN "TO KILLA MOCKINGBIRD," YOU KNOW?

IS SHE GONNA ASK ME TO BUST UPA CHIFFOROBE NEXT?

I'M SERIOUS, MAN.I WAS WATCHING TV, RIGHT?

AND THEY HAD THIS DEBATEON WHICH WORD IS WORSE --

"NIGGER" OR "CRACKER."

AND I LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS.LISTEN.

IF 20 CRACKERS IS CHASINGONE NIGGER, THAT WORD IS BAD.

BUT IF 20 NIGGERS IS CHASINGONE CRACKER, IT'S WORSE,

'CAUSE THEM 20 NIGGERSGONNA CATCH THAT ONE CRACKER.

THAT'S A WRAP FOR HIS ASS.

YOU DONE USED THAT WORDIN THE WRONG PLACE.

YOU DON'T DO THAT.

OPRAH SAYS SHE'S NOT GONNA BE

HANGING AROUND NOBODYTHAT USE THE "N" WORD,

KNOWING SHE USE THAT SHITON STEDMAN'S ASS EVERY DAY.

"NIGGER, IF YOU DON'T TAKEYOUR STANK-ASS FEET

OFF MY DAMN COFFEE TABLE,

IT'S GONNA BE ME AND YOU HERE,NIGGER!

YOU NEED TO GET A DAMN JOB!

WELL, GAYLE KING GOT ONE!

FedEx AIN'T HIRING?UPS AIN'T HIRING?

NIGGER?