Arnez J - Role Playing

  • Season 7 , Ep 27
  • 08/28/2003
  • Views: 13,575

Men, you need to start role-playing in bed. (1:53)

EVERYBODY?

AND THIS IS WHY I'M SAYING--

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH.

Y'ALL ARE A GOOD AUDIENCE.

YOU ALL REALLY ARE.

AND THAT'S WHY I'M SAYING, MEN,

START LOVING YOUR WOMEN MORE,

THOUGH.

REALLY.

START ROLE-PLAYING.

SEE, THAT'S OUR PROBLEM.

MEN, WE DON'T ROLE-PLAY.

THAT'S RIGHT, WE DON'T

ROLE-PLAY.

I'M NOT A PLAYER HATER.

I'M A LOVE MOTIVATOR.

MEN, YOU NEED TO START

ROLE-PLAYING.

WOMEN LIKE TO PLAY GAMES

IN THE BED.

WHAT YOU SMILING FOR?

THEY DO!

BUT SEE YOU MEN JUST WANT

TO HIT IT AND QUIT IT.

THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

GET INSIDE HER HEAD, THE MENTAL

OF IT.

THAT'S YOUR WOMAN, RIGHT, MAN?

YEAH, YEAH, BE A SLAVE ONE DAY.

[LAUGHTER]

JUST WALK IN THE ROOM WITH YOUR

DRAWERS JUST TORE UP.

AND SHE BE LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU

DOING?"

"SHUT UP!

YOU WON'T GIVE ME SOME OF THAT

COOTCHI.

AND YOU AIN'T GOING TO TELL

NOBODDA!"

GET INTO THE ACT.

BE A BURGLAR.

BREAK INTO YOUR OWN HOUSE.

KNOCK HER OUT.

WHEN SHE WAKE UP, SHE'LL PLAY

ALONG.

IT'S JUST TRUTH COMEDY.

IT'S JUST CARTOONISH.

AND IT AIN'T ALWAYS THAT YOU

REALLY HITTIN' REALLY HARD--

THAT DOESN'T--

MEN, IT AIN'T ALWAYS ABOUT THAT.

OKAY, MOST MEN THINK IT, "OH,

MAN, I RIPPED THE LINING OUT.

MY GOD, I DESTROYED THE WALLS

OF JERICHO."

THAT DON'T MEAN THAT YOU

TORE IT UP 'CAUSE YOU HIT

THE WALLS OF JERICHO.

SOME OF THE BEST TIME THAT

A WOMAN IS REALLY ENJOYING IT IS

WHEN SHE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING.

AND SHE JUST LOOKS AT YOU LIKE

SHE'S WORRIED.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S THE BEST TIME...

I TELL YOU, I TELL TRUTH COMEDY.

[LAUGHTER]

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