Sandra Bernhard - AA

Jimmy Tingle & Susan Norfleet Season 1, Ep 0133 02/24/1992 Views: 4,181

The people who never drank don't get any awards. (2:03)

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE DELIGHTFUL.

ALREADY I CAN TELL.

( laughter )

YOU KNOW-- OH, LOVELY.

TWO LOVELY LADIES SITTING THERE.

LOOK AT YOU, VERY JACKIE O.

MAKING A BIG JACKIE O. STATEMENTIN A LITTLE WHITE SUIT.

YOU KNOW.

I JUST HAD MY NAILS DONE,THEY'RE DRYING

SO GIVE ME A MINUTE.

I'M CONCENTRATINGWHILE THEY'RE DRYING

SO DON'T INTERRUPT ME.

SO WHAT'S HAPPENING?

I KNOW YOU'RE ALLTH-TH-THRILLED TO BE HERE.

I COULDN'T GET IT OUT.

COULDN'T COMMIT TO IT.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE THATPROBLEM-- COMMITTING.

WE ALL DO, THOUGH.

THAT'S THE WAY IT IS THESE DAYS.

( laughter )

NO, I DON'T GIVE A DAMNABOUT A.A.

DON'T START WITH ME ABOUT THIS.

WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLEWHO NEVER DRANK?

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

DO WE GET ANY AWARDS?

( laughter )

NOBODY'S PATTING US ON THE BACK,LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

HERE ON COMEDY CENTRAL

WHERE I'VE ALWAYS BELONGED.

( laughter )

BECAUSE COMEDY IS MY LIFE,I LOVE COMEDY.

IT'S SO ORIGINAL, SO FRESH.

( scattered laughter )

NO, IT REALLY IS.

LOOK AT YOU KIDS.

YOU'RE ALL SOWELL BEHAVED, SUMMERY.

SO DRINK UP THOSE BEERS AND...

WHAT DID YOU JUST PICKOUT OF YOUR BEER, DARLING?

A HAIR? A BUG?

A BUG, OUT OF YOUR BEER?

CLASSY PLACE.

( laughter )

THEY HAD TO GO OUT ON THE STREET

TO GET ME A MARTINIAROUND HERE OBVIOUSLY.

YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU UNDERSTAND.

YOU'RE DIGGINGWHERE I'M COMING FROM.

( scattered laughter )