Otis Lee Crenshaw - Like a Woman

  • Season 7 , Ep 11
  • 04/17/2003
  • Views: 11,746

Otis takes women and music more seriously than his band mates do. (3:23)

Otis Lee Crenshaw: PEOPLE ALWAYS

ASK ME WHO WRITES THESE SONGS.

AND I THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO TAKE

THE BLAME FOR THAT.

BUT TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA DO ONE

THAT WE'VE NEVER TRIED BEFORE

BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF A ROMANTIC

EVENING.

AND WE'VE ALL WRITTEN OUR OWN

PARTS.

YOU GOT SOMETHING, RIGHT?

YOU GOT SOMETHING?

Band Member: I THINK YOU'RE

GONNA LIKE IT.

Otis: ALL RIGHT, THIS IS FOR

ALL THE LADIES IN THE AUDIENCE,

AND ALSO ALL THE MUSICIANS.

♪ THE PIANO IS LIKE A WOMAN ♪

♪ SOMETIMES CLASS ♪

♪ IS SOMETIMES GRAND ♪

♪ SHE'S NOT ALWAYS ♪

♪ BLACK AND WHITE ♪

♪ SOMETIMES SHE'S ♪

♪ HARD TO UNDERSTAND ♪

♪ THOUGH THAT MELODY ♪

♪ JUST LINGERS ♪

♪ THE WAY SHE SLIPS ♪

♪ RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FINGERS ♪

♪ OH, THE PIANO'S LIKE A WOMAN ♪

♪ THE PIANO'S LIKE A WOMAN ♪

♪ THE PIANO'S LIKE A WOMAN ♪

Band Member: BEAUTIFUL.

(LAUGHTER)

♪ THE GUITAR IS LIKE A WOMAN ♪

♪ SO ELEGANT YET TASTEFUL ♪

♪ THE WAY SHE SWIRLS ♪

♪ AND HER BODY CURVES ♪

Otis: WHOO!

♪ HER NECK ♪

♪ IS LONG AND GRACEFUL ♪

Otis: NICE.

♪ AND WHEN YOU HOLD HER ♪

♪ LIKE A LOVER ♪

♪ ON A SULTRY MIDNIGHT STROLL ♪

♪ WHOA, WHOA, WHOA ♪

♪ THE GUITAR IS LIKE A WOMAN ♪

♪ IT'S EVEN GOT A HOLE ♪

(LAUGHTER)

Otis: WHOA, WHOA,

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

IT'S GOT A HOLE?

IT'S GOT A HOLE.

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.

Band Member: I JUST KIND OF

RAN OUT OF IMAGINATION.

(LAUGHTER)

Otis: NO.

Band Member: IT WAS THE BEST

I COULD DO.

Otis: NO.

THAT'S WRONG, YOU WERE SAILING.

NO, IT'S JUST--

Band Member: WELL, WE ONLY HAD

AN HOUR BACK THERE.

Otis: HEY, WHEN I TURN THIS WAY,

I'M DONE TALKING TO YOU.

ALL RIGHT?

(LAUGHTER)

♪ THE DOUBLE BASS ♪

♪ IS LIKE A WOMAN ♪

♪ SHE'S BIG AND FAT ♪

♪ AND SHE LIKES TO BE SLAPPED ♪

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

Otis: NO, FORGET IT.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

I'M SORRY.

THAT IS WRONG.

Band Member: I LIKE THAT ONE.

Otis: DON'T PANDER TO THEM.

NO, FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE,

I'D LIKE TO DO A SERIOUS SONG.

GET ON THIS COMEDY MONKEY

GO ROUND THEY GOT ME ON.

AND YOU GO, "SHE'S GOT A HOLE."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

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