I'M AN AMAZING PERSONWITH AN AMAZING LIFE.

- AND I'M LIZ.

I'M A COLLEGE GRADUATEAND I EXPECT THE BEST.

I'M THE DRIVEN ONE.- AND I'M TRYING TO HAVE A LIFE.

OUR PR FIRMIS CALLED PUBLIZITY.

- IT'S BASED OFFOUR NAMES.

IT'S REALLY AMAZING.

WELL, IT'S, LIKE, FUNNY BECAUSE,LIKE, WE'RE VERY DIFFERENT.

- RIGHT.

- IT'S, LIKE, I LIVE TO WORK.- EXACTLY.

AND I JUST WANTTO HAVE AN AMAZING LIFE.

LIKE, THAT'S JUST ME.I'M MYSELF.

- OKAY, THAT'S GREAT.WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S--

MY POINT IS IT'S NOT JUST PEOPLETHAT GET CANCER,

DOGS GET IT TOO--- OH, MY GOD.

I LOVE DOGS.- I LOVE DOGS.

- AND I WANTTO RAISE AWARENESS FOR THAT.

THAT'S WHAT MY CHARITY IS FOR.I HEAR YOU TWO ARE THE BEST.

- THANK YOU.- THANK YOU.

SO, LIKE, WHAT WE'RE GONNA DOIS, LIKE, A BIG PARTY.

LIKE, A BIG SPLASH.

OH, MY GOD!I HAVE AN AMAZING IDEA.

- ALL RIGHT.

- PIRATE GIRL RUM PRESENTSA ROCKING BEACH BASH

TO BENEFIT CUPCAKESFOR CANINE CANCER.

- THAT'S CUTE.- IT'S SUPER CUTE.

I'M GONNA WORK HARDON LOCKING DOWN

SOME CUSTOM CUPCAKES.- [gasps]

AND MY NEW RESCUE DOG BRADCAN TOTALLY WALK THE RED CARPET.

I FOUND HIM IN THE TRASH.- HE'S GROSS.

- YES, HE IS.HE'S DISGUSTING.

- I JUST WANT ITTO BE TASTEFUL.

- OH, MY GOD,THAT'S SO COOL.

- THAT'S SWEET.- THAT'S REALLY CUTE.

- THAT'S SWEET.- THAT'S SWEET.

COMING UP NEXTON PUBLIZITY...

I LIKE TO WORK HARD.

- OBVIOUSLY, I KNOW HOWTO DO MY LIFE.

LIKE, I'M 20-BLAH YEARS OLDAND I KNOW WHAT TO DO,

SO THANK YOU,YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

IT'S, LIKE,JUST GO TO BED.

- WHERE THE [bleep]IS LIZ?

[whining]