I'M AN AMAZING PERSONWITH AN AMAZING LIFE.
- AND I'M LIZ.
I'M A COLLEGE GRADUATEAND I EXPECT THE BEST.
I'M THE DRIVEN ONE.- AND I'M TRYING TO HAVE A LIFE.
OUR PR FIRMIS CALLED PUBLIZITY.
- IT'S BASED OFFOUR NAMES.
IT'S REALLY AMAZING.
WELL, IT'S, LIKE, FUNNY BECAUSE,LIKE, WE'RE VERY DIFFERENT.
- RIGHT.
- IT'S, LIKE, I LIVE TO WORK.- EXACTLY.
AND I JUST WANTTO HAVE AN AMAZING LIFE.
LIKE, THAT'S JUST ME.I'M MYSELF.
- OKAY, THAT'S GREAT.WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S--
MY POINT IS IT'S NOT JUST PEOPLETHAT GET CANCER,
DOGS GET IT TOO--- OH, MY GOD.
I LOVE DOGS.- I LOVE DOGS.
- AND I WANTTO RAISE AWARENESS FOR THAT.
THAT'S WHAT MY CHARITY IS FOR.I HEAR YOU TWO ARE THE BEST.
- THANK YOU.- THANK YOU.
SO, LIKE, WHAT WE'RE GONNA DOIS, LIKE, A BIG PARTY.
LIKE, A BIG SPLASH.
OH, MY GOD!I HAVE AN AMAZING IDEA.
- ALL RIGHT.
- PIRATE GIRL RUM PRESENTSA ROCKING BEACH BASH
TO BENEFIT CUPCAKESFOR CANINE CANCER.
- THAT'S CUTE.- IT'S SUPER CUTE.
I'M GONNA WORK HARDON LOCKING DOWN
SOME CUSTOM CUPCAKES.- [gasps]
AND MY NEW RESCUE DOG BRADCAN TOTALLY WALK THE RED CARPET.
I FOUND HIM IN THE TRASH.- HE'S GROSS.
- YES, HE IS.HE'S DISGUSTING.
- I JUST WANT ITTO BE TASTEFUL.
- OH, MY GOD,THAT'S SO COOL.
- THAT'S SWEET.- THAT'S REALLY CUTE.
- THAT'S SWEET.- THAT'S SWEET.
COMING UP NEXTON PUBLIZITY...
I LIKE TO WORK HARD.
- OBVIOUSLY, I KNOW HOWTO DO MY LIFE.
LIKE, I'M 20-BLAH YEARS OLDAND I KNOW WHAT TO DO,
SO THANK YOU,YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT'S, LIKE,JUST GO TO BED.
- WHERE THE [bleep]IS LIZ?
[whining]