Get a Room - Daddy Issues Included

  • Season 1 , Ep 01040
  • 03/25/2014
  • Views: 976

Chris shows Todd Barry, Jenny Johnson and Mike Lawrence some apartment ads on Craigslist, and the comics must come up with taglines to make the places sound enticing. (2:21)

GET A ROOM!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: CRAIGSLIST IS NOT

ONLY A GREAT PLACE TO MEET YOURFUTURE EX-STALKER, YOU CAN ALSO

FIND APARTMENTS ON IT SOMETIMES.

I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU PHOTOS OFAN APARTMENT FOR 250 POINTS I

WANT YOU GUYS TO COME UP WITH ABETTER TAG LINE TO SELL IT

THAN THE REAL TAG LINE

ALL RIGHT.

HERE IS THE FIRST ONE.

STRIPPER POLE AND STAGE INLIVING ROOM.

STRIPPER NOT INCLUDED, TODDBARRY.

>> ROOMMATE WANTED MUST KNOW HOWTO DISINFECT A POLE.

>> Chris: POINTS TODD BARRY.

>> JENNY, MIKE?

>> DADDY ISSUES INCLUDED.

>> Chris: POINTS! VERY MUCHPOINTS!

>> JACUZZI, WELL STOCKED BAR,WHAT KIND OF VEGAS (BLEEP) HOLE

IS THIS? THE WALLPAPER IS MADEOF ROOFIES.

>> Chris: NEXT PHOTO, THIS IS40 POUNDS A WEEK, IT SAYS FORMER

STORAGE SPACE, IDEALLY IT WOULDSUIT SOMEONE LESS THAN 5-4 TALL

AND NO HISTORY OFCLAUSTROPHOBIA.

>> THIS IS LIKE THE FLOOR BEINGIN JOHN MALKOVICH.

>> Chris: MIKE LAWRENCE.

>> COMES WITH BOTH THE LOTIONAND THE BASKET.

>> Chris: SO DO I! ALRIGHT, NEXTONE.

$500, YOU GUYS, $500, NATURE,YES! PARKING HAS BECOME AN

ISSUE RECENTLY SO YOU NEED YOUROWN BOAT TO MAKE THE TWO AND A

HALF MILE ONE WAY COMMUTE.

YES, JENNY, JEENY JOHNSON.

>> BEDROOM 7.1 SQUARE FEET,TOILEE, 71 PERCENT OF THE EARTH.

>> Chris: POINTS! PERFECT! NEXT ONE, $250 MUST RENT SOON

TO HELP PAY BILLS.

MIKE LAWRENCE.

>> THIS USED TO BE DAVIDCARRADINE'S VACATION HOT SPOT.

>> Chris: YOU KNOW I COULDNEVER SUPPORT SUCH A JOKE, MIKE

LAWRENCE, BUT THIS AUDIENNEDEMANDS THAT I GIVE YOU POINTS.

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