a survery from public policypolling
revealed recentlythat 13% of potential voters
would prefer to havea giant meteor crash
into the Earthand destroy civilization
than to see eitherHillary Clinton or Donald Trump
in the White House.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
Thank you...and good night.
Seriously, what--what need more be said?
That's nota small amount of people.
That's a lot of people saying,"Fucking kill me."
This has been the longestelection cycle of my lifetime,
and it began, I believe,
sometime during the middleof World War II.
I truly believe that by the timewe actually have to vote,
I will be unable to make itto the door.
I will have beensapped of my will to live.
The only good thing that hascome out of this election cycle,
quite honestly, is thatit has made time seem longer.