Lewis Black - The Longest Election Cycle

Lewis Black: Black to the Future Season 1, Ep 1 10/07/2016 Views: 13,399

Lewis Black reads the results of a recent presidential poll -- and they don't sound promising. (1:53)

a survery from public policypolling

revealed recentlythat 13% of potential voters

would prefer to havea giant meteor crash

into the Earthand destroy civilization

than to see eitherHillary Clinton or Donald Trump

in the White House.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

Thank you...and good night.

Seriously, what--what need more be said?

Thirteen percent.

That's nota small amount of people.

That's a lot of people saying,"Fucking kill me."

This has been the longestelection cycle of my lifetime,

and it began, I believe,

sometime during the middleof World War II.

I truly believe that by the timewe actually have to vote,

I will be unable to make itto the door.

I will have beensapped of my will to live.

The only good thing that hascome out of this election cycle,

quite honestly, is thatit has made time seem longer.

[APPLAUSE]