Gabriel Iglesias - Acting in "Magic Mike" Pt. 3

Gabriel Iglesias: Aloha Fluffy Season 1, Ep 101 04/07/2013 Views: 27,402

During the middle of a long film shoot on a sandbar, Gabriel Iglesias faces two uncomfortable options. (2:49)

ANOTHER THINK I GOT TO SHARE

ABOUT THIS EXPERIENCE, DOING

THE MOVIE MAGIC MIKE, IS THAT

WE SHOT IT IN TWO LOCATIONS.

WE SHOT IT IN HOLLYWOOD, AND WE

SHOT IT IN--

NO, NO, NOT ORLANDO--

TAMPA, FLORIDA.

AND ONE OF THE SCENES WAS SHOT

ON A SANDBAR, WHICH, MOST YOU

KNOW ALREADY, IS A LITTLE, TINY

ISLAND WITH NOTHING ON IT.

IT'S REAL SMALL, AND PEOPLE GO

THERE, AND THEY PARTY.

SO WE GOT TO THIS LITTLE ISLAND,

AND THIS GUY WITH THE

HEADPHONES, HIS TITLE IS P.A.,

PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO

THE DIRECTOR, AND HE COMES OVER,

AND HE TELL US, "LISTEN, GUYS,

WE'RE GONNA BE HERE FOR

A COUPLE OF HOURS.

IF YOU NEED TO USE

THE FACILITIES, THESE ARE

YOUR OPTIONS.

THERE'S NO PLUMBING HERE.

YOU CAN EITHER GO IN THE WATER,

OR YOU CAN GO TO THOSE BUSHES

OVER THERE.

IT'S UP TO YOU."

AND I'M LIKE, "I'M FINE.

I ALREADY WENT.

TWO HOURS, NO PROBLEM."

FOUR HOURS LATER.

[deep gurgling]

[imitates squeaky fart]

"WHAT DO YOU NEED?"

"LISTEN, BRO, YOU GUYS SAID

WE WERE ONLY GONNA BE HERE

FOR, LIKE, TWO HOURS.

IT'S GOING ON FIVE.

MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME.

WHAT'S THE STORY?"

"WE'RE GONNA BE HERE FOR, LIKE,

ANOTHER THREE.

THE DIRECTOR HAS SOME

MORE SHOTS."

[groans]

"YOU HAVE YOUR OPTIONS."

"THANKS."

SO THE FIRST THING I LOOK AT

IS THE WATER, OKAY?

AND TO PUT IT INTO PERSPECTIVE

FOR YOU GUYS, THE WATER'S, LIKE,

RIGHT THERE, OKAY, AND ALL

THE ACTORS ARE, LIKE, LIKE,

RIGHT THERE, OKAY?

SO I WAS LIKE, "ARE YOU

KIDDING ME?

I'M NOT GONNA GO POP A SQUAT

IN THE WATER IN FRONT OF

ALL THOSE ACTORS JUST SO

SOMEBODY CAN WALK BY AND GO,

'FLUFFY'S KILLING FISHES.'"

NO.

SO I TAKE A STROLL OUT TO

THE BUSHES, RIGHT?

SO I START WALKING OUT TO

THE BUSHES.

MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME,

AND FORTUNATELY BY THE TIME

I GOT THERE, MY STOMACH

HAD SETTLED, SO I NO LONGER

HAD TO GO NUMBER TWO, BUT SINCE

I WAS THERE, YOU KNOW--

[chuckles]

GONNA MAKE IT RAIN,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

SO I'M IN THE BUSHES, AND I'M

DOING MY THING, AND ALL OF

A SUDDEN, I START HEARING

NOISES, JUST--

[imitates leaves rustling]

AND YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN JUST

FEEL WHEN SOMEBODY'S STANDING,

LIKE, RIGHT NEXT TO YOU?

AND I COULDN'T TURN AROUND

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I WAS

DOING MY THING.

ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SEE A SHADOW,

A LONG SHADOW,

AND IT'S COMING IN MY DIRECTION.

AND I SEE THAT, AND I'M LIKE,

"HA, HA, FUNNY, JOE.

THAT'S FUNNY."

ALL OF A SUDDEN, THAT SHADOW

STARTED TO PEE, AND I WAS LIKE,

"OH, MY GOD, IT'S REAL."

NOW CURIOSITY HAS ME.

I GOT TO FIND OUT WHO THE HELL

THE OWNER OF--

[deep growling]

SO REALLY QUICK, I'M JUST LIKE,

YOU KNOW--

[laughing] "OH, MY GOD."

[as McConaughey] "ALL RIGHT."