Bizarre Brassiere - Breast-Feed Your Cats

  • Season 1 , Ep 01023
  • 02/12/2014
  • Views: 766

Chris asks the contestants to determine which strange bra is a real item from Pinterest. (2:12)

BIZARRE BRASSIERE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THERE'S A TREND ON PINTEREST OF

POSTING PICTURES WITH WEIRD

BRAS.

WARNING TO YOU GUYS BUYING

VALENTINE'S DAY LINGERIE: THESE

WILL DEFINITELY NOT GET YOU ANY

KIND OF LAID.

SO I'M GOING TO DESCRIBE TWO

BIZARRE BRA DESIGNS.

FOR 250 POINTS YOU TELL ME WHICH

IS THE REAL ONE PINNED ON

PINTEREST.

ALL RIGHT, FIRST ONE.

A BRA MADE FROM SKELETON HANDS

OR A BRA MADE FROM DEER ANTLERS?

RON?

>> IF MY "HE-MAN" FAN FICTION IS

CORRECT, IT'S A BRA MADE FROM

SKELETON HANDS.

>> Chris: SHOW ME SKELETITS?

TA-DA!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> EXACTLY AS I DREAMED IT.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: ISN'T IT NICE WHEN

REALITY MEETS YOUR DREAMS?

I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MAKING MENTAL

NOTES OF ALL OF THESE PLACES SO

YOU CAN GO WITH THE GUY WITH THE

JELLY BEANS.

>> I'M GOING BACK TO OKCUPID.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT.

A BRA THAT DISPENSES HAND

SANITIZER OR A BRA THAT HOUSES

LIVE GOLDFISH?

BRAUNGER.

>> I GOT TO GO WITH LIVE

GOLDFISH BECAUSE IT'S ABSOLUTELY

RIDICULOUS.

>> Chris: LET'S FIND OUT.

COME ON!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

BY THE WAY, SHE WON THOSE TITS

AT A CARNIVAL.

(LAUGHTER)

>> IT'S A REALLY BAD WAY TO

BRING GOLDFISH HOME FOR YOUR

CHILDREN.

(LAUGHTER)

"GOT THEM FROM THE STORE, KIDS."

>> OR ITS A WAY TO BREAST-FEED

YOUR CATS.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: I'LL GIVE YOU 100

POINTS FOR THAT, APARNA, THAT

WAS EXCELLENT.

ALL RIGHT.

A BRA MADE FROM OLD BUTTONS OR

A BRA MADE FROM OLD PENNIES?

BRAUNGER.

>> OLD PENNIES.

Chris: LET'S FIND OUT.

PENNIES...

BUTTONS, BUTTONS!

>> THANKS FOR THE HIGH HOPES.

OLD PENNIES-- BUTTONS, SORRY.

(BLEEP) YOU!

(LAUGHTER)

JESUS, CHRIS.

>> Chris: SO SORRY.

THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT A GUEST

IN MY HOUSE.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW IT'S CREEPY

UNTIL YOU REALIZE THEY'RE ALL

THE EYES OF OLD TEDDY BEARS.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: OH MY GOD.

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