Marc Maron - Frightened Flyer

  • Season 3 , Ep 3
  • 08/03/2012
  • Views: 30,161

Marc Maron almost died on an airplane. (1:24)

ALL RIGHT.

I'M JUDGING YOU.

I LIKE TO JUDGE.I'M A JUDGER.

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY,"HEY DON'T JUDGE,"

BECAUSE I THINK, "(bleep) YOU.DON'T TAKE AWAY MY HOBBIES."

I'M EXHAUSTED.

I'VE BEEN FLYING SO MUCH,AND I USED TO BE OKAY WITH IT,

AND THENSOMETHING WENT WRONG.

I ALMOST DIED ON AN AIRPLANE.WAIT, LET ME REPHRASE THAT.

IN MY MIND...

(laughter)

I ALMOST DIED ON AN AIRPLANE.

I USED TO BE--LIKE,WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

I WAS TERRIFIED OF FLYING,ALL RIGHT.

I WAS THE KIND OF PERSONI HAD TO GET DRUNK.

I HAD TO TAKE DRUGS.

I HAD TO STAY UP ALL NIGHTJUST TO GET ON A PLANE

AND SURVIVE THE FLIGHTWITHOUT FREAKING OUT.

I WAS THE TYPE OFFRIGHTENED FLYER THAT, YOU KNOW,

ONCE THE PLANE GOT UP,

I WOULD RING THE FLIGHTATTENDANT BUTTON,

AND SHE WOULD COME OVERAND I'D WHISPER TO HER,

"THE NOISE CHANGED.

CAN YOU HEAR?LIKE, IT WAS LIKE (drones).

AND NOW IT'S LIKE(high-pitch drone)

I JUST WANTED TO TELL SOMEBODY.I THOUGHT SOMEONE SHOULD KNOW.

LIKE, I WAS THE GUYTHAT THEN THEY'D GO

HAVE LIKE A FLIGHT ATTENDANTHUDDLE,

AND THEY'D ALL LOOK OVERAT ME LIKE...

AND I'D BE LIKE...

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