Jo Koy - Wii

Jo Koy: Don't Make Him Angry Season 1, Ep 101 07/03/2010 Views: 152,502

Jo Koy's mom challenges him to a friendly game of bowling on her new Wii. (2:32)

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FIRST OF ALL, I JUSTGO TO VISIT HER.

OKAY, SHE'S GOTTHE Wii, OKAY?

THIS IS LIKE A MONTH LATER,AFTER SHE BOUGHT IT.

AND WE'RE SITTING ON THE COUCH.IT'S 11:00 AT NIGHT.

THERE'S NOTHING ON, AND MY--YOU KNOW, I'M WATCHING IT,

AND--AND MY MOM'S JUSTSITTING THERE, AND SHE'S LIKE,

[Filipino accent]"JOSEP."

[normal voice]I'M LIKE, "YEAH? YEAH?"

[Filipino accent]SHE'S LIKE, "UM [...],

DO YOU WANT TO, UH, CHALLENGE METO A GAME OF Wii?"

[normal voice]YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

[Filipino accent]SHE'S LIKE, "OH, OKAY,THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN."

[normal voice]YEAH, OKAY.

SO SHE GETS UP,AND SHE PUTS THE GAME

IN--IN THE CONSOLE, RIGHT?

AND--AND SHE ONLY HASONE GAME.

IT'S Wii SPORT.

IT'S THE ONE THAT IT CAME WITH,THE FREE GAME, RIGHT?

SO SHE PUTS IT IN THERE,AND SHE CLOSES IT, RIGHT?

AND THEN--AND THEN SHE DOES THIS.

[Filipino accent]SHE GOES, "JOSEP, UH, GO AHEAD

"AND, UH, PICKONE OF YOUR GAMES.

WHAT SPORTDO YOU WANT TO PLAY?"

[normal voice]I DON'T KNOW, BOWLING.

[Filipino accent]SHE GOES,"OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE."

[normal voice]SO SHE PICKS BOWLING, AND THENSHE SELECTS HER CHARACTER.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A Wii,YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHARACTER.

SHE'S MADE A CHARACTER,

AND THIS CHARACTERLOOKS JUST LIKE HER.

IT'S GOT--SHE'S GOTSHORT BLACK HAIR, GLASSES,

A RED TURTLENECK, A [...] MOLE.

[Filipino accent]AND SHE GOES, "JOSEP,I MADE ONE FOR YOU, TOO."

[normal voice]I GO, "REALLY?"SHE GOES, "YEAH."

AND I PICK IT. I PICK JO,AND IT'S JUST A BALD [...] GUY.

[Filipino accent]SHE GOES, "HA HA HA,IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU."

[laughing]

[normal voice]SO NOW SHE'S UP FIRST, RIGHT?

SHE'S GOT THE CONTROLLERIN HER HAND.

AND SHE'S LOOKING AT THE SCREEN.SHE LINES UP LIKE THIS.

SHE'S LINING UP.

LIKE, SHE'S--LIKE,SHE'S LINING UP LIKE THIS,

LOOKING AT THE TV.

AND THEN SHE STARTS WALKINGTOWARDS IT LIKE THIS.

BOOM.

AND SHE RELEASES THE BALL.SHE--SHE--

SHE DOES THAT,JUST LIKE THE PROS.

AND SHE HITS IT LIKE THIS.SHE GOES, "POW."

PERFECT RIGHT-TO-LEFT HOOK.BOOM STRIKE.

[Filipino accent]MY MOM GOES, "GODDAMN IT.

"GODDAMN IT.

YOUR TURN."