Rich Vos - "Law & Order"

  • Season 12 , Ep 12
  • 02/14/2008
  • Views: 1,986

There's even a "Law & Order" for the radio. (2:01)

AT SOME POINT IN MY LIFEI'M GONNA STICKMY HEAD OUT THE WINDOW

AND YELL AT KIDSTO GET OFF MY LAWN. I KNOW IT.

I'M GONNA BUY A HOUSEBY A SCHOOL SO I CAN DO IT

ALL DAY LONG."HEY, KID, COME HERE.

- GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!"- [LAUGHTER]

EVEN IF I'M ON LIKE,THE 10th FLOOR, RIGHT,

I'M GONNA STICK MY HEAD OUTAND YELL, "GET OFF THE LAWN!"

AND I'M GONNA FRY HOT PENNIESAND THROW HOT PENNIES ON KIDS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

LITTLE JEWISH KIDSARE GONNA RUN HOME GOIN',

"I GOT GOOD NEWSAND I GOT BAD NEWS."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

- I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE.- YEAH!

YOU KEEP AGREEING WITH ME.THANK YOU.

I HATE WHEN I'M LEAVIN'SOMEBODY'S HOUSE.

INSTEAD OF THEM SAYING"GOOD-BYE" THEY GO,

"BE CAREFUL." WHAT?IS SOMEBODY AFTER ME?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

IS THAT'S WHAT'SHAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

I'M GONNA GO HOME TONIGHTAND WATCH SOME LAW & ORDER.

THAT'S ALL I DO. LAW & ORDER IS ON EVERYNETWORK ON TELEVISION.

IT'S ON EVERY NETWORK.I THINK IT'S ON RADIO NOW.

YOU PROBABLY COULDGET THE CAST FROM LAW & ORDERTO COME TO YOUR HOUSE

AND PERFORM IN YOUR LIVING ROOM,AT THIS POINT.

LAW & ORDER IS ONEVERY NET-- I LOVE--

AND THERE'S LIKE40 DIFFERENT LAW & ORDER'S.

SVU, CRIMINAL INTENT, AH,PARKING AUTHORITY, RIGHT?

AND EVERY EPISODEGOES LIKE THIS.

"WE NEED A WARRANT." "YOU DON'THAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE."

"BUT WE REALLY NEED IT." "OKAY."

AND MY FAVORITEIS THAT CRIMINAL INTENTWITH VINCENT D'ONOFRIO.

THAT GUY KNOWS EVERYTHING.HE COULD LOOK AT A FOOTPRINT

AND GO, "SHE LIKED HER EGGSOVER MEDIUM.

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