Lynne Koplitz - Weight

  • Season 9, Ep 12
  • 04/28/2005
  • Views: 20,443

Lynne doesn't eat until she feels dizzy. (1:09)

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

STOP!

I'M NOT DIANA ROSS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO.

I'LL START CRYING AND [BLEEP],

YOU GUYS KEEP APPLAUDING

LIKE THAT.

[AUDIENCE WOOING]

WHO'S "WOO..."

THANKS FOR THE "WOOS," UP IN

THE BALCONY.

I'M ACTUALLY IN A REALLY

GOOD MOOD TONIGHT, WHICH IS

BIZARRE 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN REALLY

CRANKY 'CAUSE I'M ON A DIET.

[LAUGHTER]

NO, I'M...

HERE'S THE THING.

I'M OKAY WITH MY WEIGHT

LIKE THIS BUT I WANT TO DO

TELEVISION WHICH MEANS I NEED

TO BE A WEIGHT THAT'S NOT

ACHIEVABLE...

[LAUGHTER]

OR TALENT.

BUT TALENT IS SO...

IT TAKES TIME.

AND I LOST TEN POUNDS IN A WEEK.

HERE'S WHAT I DO.

I DON'T EAT ALL DAY 'TIL

I FEEL DIZZY.

[LAUGHTER]

AH, THANKS FOR LAUGHING.

'CAUSE I SAID THAT IN

LOS ANGELES, AND NOBODY LAUGHED,

THEY JUST WROTE IT DOWN.

[LAUGHTER, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

THEY WERE LIKE, "HOW DIZZY?

HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM.

[LAUGHTER]

FALL DOWN DIZZY OR SEE SPOTS

DIZZY?

HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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