T. Sean Shannon - Relationships

Season 1 , Ep 0121 02/24/92 Views: 394

All relationships are going well at some point. (1:23)

BUT THEN AGAIN, WEREN'T THEY ALLGOING WELL AT ONE POINT, HUH?

THAT'S ME, MR. OPTIMISM.

MY LAST ONE WASA BIG HEARTACHE, BIG BREAKUP.

WE WERE DATING TWO YEARS.

WE BROKE UP.

IT WAS A MUTUAL DECISION.

UH, HER AND ALL HER FRIENDSGOT TOGETHER...

YEAH.

( cheering and applause )

THEY TOOK A LITTLE VOTE.

BITCHES 8, COOL DUDE 0, SO.

WE BROKE UP

AND THEN MY FRIENDS ARETAKING ME OUT TO A TOPLESS BAR

TO GET ME "BACK INTO ACTION."

WE GO TO THIS TOPLESS BAR.

IT WAS THE WORST TOPLESS BAR.

IT WAS A COMBINATION SPORTS BAR,TOPLESS BAR.

IT HAD BIG-SCREEN SPORTS GOINGWHILE THE WOMEN DANCED.

HOW HOMOPHOBIC CAN YOU GET?

JEEZ, AREN'T NAKED WOMEN ENOUGH?

DO YOU NEED SPORTS?

SCREW IT.

WHY NOT PUT IN A GUN RANGEJUST TO CONFIRM YOUR MANHOOD?

AND THEN SIT THERE, "WOW,LOOK AT HER TITTIES, TOUCHDOWN."

( gunshots )

"I AM 100% MAN, DAMN IT!"

"I HAVE NIPPLES.

"I HAVE PIGSKIN.

"I HAVE AMMO.

I WILL NOW DO A CAVE PAINTING."

Loading...