Dave Gets Revenge Pt. 2 - Uncensored

  • Season 3 , Ep 1
  • 07/09/2006
  • Views: 293,517

Dave gives a special thanks to the casting agent who helped jumpstart his career. (1:42)

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HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING.

- DAVE CHAPPELLE.

- JERRY JACOBS,CASTING AGENT EXTRAORDINAIRE.

- OH, HELLO, DAVE.

CONGRATULATIONS ONALL YOUR SUCCESS.

- OH, THANK YOU, JERRY.YOU KNOW WHAT?

I GOT TO SAY, THIS LADY HEREHAS MEANT SO MUCH TO ME, MAN,

IN FUELING THE FIREOF MY CAREER,

THAT I DID A LITTLE SOMETHINGFOR YOU.

- WHAT?

- I KNOW THAT AD TIME ONTHE SUPER BOWL IS EXPENSIVE,

BUT I HOLD IN MY HANDAN ADVERTISEMENT

FOR JERRY JACOBS CASTING.

- NO.

- YOU MIGHT WANT TOCOME SEE THIS.

[guitar music]

HEY, I'M DAVE CHAPPELLE,

AND I'M HERE TO SAY A FEW WORDS

ABOUT AMERICA'S PREMIERECASTING AGENT.

OF COURSE, I'M TALKINGABOUT JERRY JACOBS.

SHE SUCKS ASS!

EIGHT YEARS AGO AT AN AUDITION,

JERRY HAD THE NERVE TO TELL METHAT I DIDN'T HAVE,

AND I'M QUOTING HER, "IT."

MAN, WAS THAT BITCH WRONG!

[laughs]

BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

- ONE TIME JERRYCALLED ME A "NIGGA"

ON THE SET OF JUNGLE FEVER.

- [whispers]I NEVER SAID THAT.

- KISS MY BLACK ASS, JERRY.

- TWO TIMES!

GIVE ME SOME.

- THAT'S JERRY JACOBS CASTING.

DON'T HIRE HER'CAUSE SHE SUCKS ASS,

AND SHE'S A RACIST.

YOU CAN SEE MORE OF JERRY

IN THIS MONTH'S CAMELTOE MAGAZINE.

OH, MY GOD, JERRY.

GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU.

YOU'RE FUCKIN' DONE, SON!

IT'S OVER.

♪ A MOMENT LIKE THIS

♪ SOME PEOPLE WAIT A LIFETIME

♪ FOR A MOMENT, MO...

♪ JERRY JACOBS

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