HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING.
- DAVE CHAPPELLE.
- JERRY JACOBS,CASTING AGENT EXTRAORDINAIRE.
- OH, HELLO, DAVE.
CONGRATULATIONS ONALL YOUR SUCCESS.
- OH, THANK YOU, JERRY.YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT TO SAY, THIS LADY HEREHAS MEANT SO MUCH TO ME, MAN,
IN FUELING THE FIREOF MY CAREER,
THAT I DID A LITTLE SOMETHINGFOR YOU.
- WHAT?
- I KNOW THAT AD TIME ONTHE SUPER BOWL IS EXPENSIVE,
BUT I HOLD IN MY HANDAN ADVERTISEMENT
FOR JERRY JACOBS CASTING.
- NO.
- YOU MIGHT WANT TOCOME SEE THIS.
[guitar music]
HEY, I'M DAVE CHAPPELLE,
AND I'M HERE TO SAY A FEW WORDS
ABOUT AMERICA'S PREMIERECASTING AGENT.
OF COURSE, I'M TALKINGABOUT JERRY JACOBS.
SHE SUCKS ASS!
EIGHT YEARS AGO AT AN AUDITION,
JERRY HAD THE NERVE TO TELL METHAT I DIDN'T HAVE,
AND I'M QUOTING HER, "IT."
MAN, WAS THAT BITCH WRONG!
[laughs]
BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
- ONE TIME JERRYCALLED ME A "NIGGA"
ON THE SET OF JUNGLE FEVER.
- [whispers]I NEVER SAID THAT.
- KISS MY BLACK ASS, JERRY.
- TWO TIMES!
GIVE ME SOME.
- THAT'S JERRY JACOBS CASTING.
DON'T HIRE HER'CAUSE SHE SUCKS ASS,
AND SHE'S A RACIST.
YOU CAN SEE MORE OF JERRY
IN THIS MONTH'S CAMELTOE MAGAZINE.
OH, MY GOD, JERRY.
GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU.
YOU'RE FUCKIN' DONE, SON!
IT'S OVER.
♪ A MOMENT LIKE THIS
♪ SOME PEOPLE WAIT A LIFETIME
♪ FOR A MOMENT, MO...
♪ JERRY JACOBS