Uncensored - Bridget Everett - The Way I Always Thought It Would Be

Bridget Everett: Gynecological Wonder Season 1, Ep 1 07/11/2015 Views: 5,862

Bridget Everett details her fantasy of what the perfect romance would be like. (0:48)

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Is there anybody heretonight that's in love?

How about you two with thematching sweaters from theUpper East Side?

Are you guys in love?

See, the way I always thoughtit would be was like...

every morning you wake up,right?

And she gives you a little kissand your heart purrs like alittle kitten, is that right?

Every morning.

And then like, if you wake upfeeling all fat and shit...

he says, "Don't worry about it,baby. You still got great tits."

Is that right?

And when you make love, he knowsnot-- not just when, but howhard to choke you, am I right?