Uncensored - Neal Brennan - Sexual Tyranny

Neal Brennan: Women and Black Dudes Season 1, Ep 101 01/18/2014 Views: 6,812

Neal Brennan explains why women can't handle rejection the way that men can. (2:22)

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YEAH, GUYS GETREJECTED CONSTANTLY.

THAT'S THE THING. LIKE...

IT'S WHY WE CAN'T HAVE FEELINGS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S TOO MUCH --TOO MUCH DICK TO SELL.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

WOMEN HAVE FEELINGS,

WHICH IS WHY YOU DON'T HANDLEREJECTION WELL.

WOMEN WILL HIT ON A GUYLIKE ONCE EVERY TWO YEARS.

AND IF IT DOESN'T GO YOUR WAY,YOU GET FURIOUS IMMEDIATELY.

YOU'LL BE LIKE, "HEY,I KIND OF THINK YOU'RE CUTE,"

AND THE GUY WILL BE, "I'M GONNASTAY WITH MY FRIENDS."

"YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.YOU KNOW THAT?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S, LADIES, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T[SIGHS] YOU DON'T LIVE --

THIS IS WHERE WE NEED EMPATHY.

YOU DON'T LIVEIN THE SEXUAL TYRANNY

THAT MEN LIVE UNDERJUST CONSTANTLY.

[ GROWLING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

MEN GET ERECTIONS IN OUR SLEEP.

[ LAUGHTER ]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

BASICALLY, OUR BRAINS ARE LIKE,"I'M GONNA GO TO BED,"

AND OUR DICKS ARE LIKE,"FUCK THAT, BRO.

I'M STAYING UP."

[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

BRO, YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN HERE

ALONE IN YOUR LOCKED HOUSEAT 3:45 IN THE MORNING.

A GIRL COULD JUST COMEBUSTING THROUGH THE WALL

KOOL-AID-MAN STYLE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

DEMANDING SOME SEX.

I, FOR ONE, AM GONNA BE AWAKEWHEN IT HAPPENS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

UH, I'M IN THE MIDDLEOF SOMETHING. [ GRUNTS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, IT'S ALSO EXHAUSTINGBEING A GUY.

A GIRL SAID RECENTLY --SHE GOES,

"I'M SO SICKOF GUYS HITTING ON ME."

GREAT,I'M SO SICK OF HITTING ON YOU.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S BORING.

IT'S SO -- YOU DON'T THINKI HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?

I KNOW IT'S TERRIBLE.

I'M THERE.

IT'S ALSO SO TIME-CONSUMING.

LIKE, I JUST WANT TO, LIKE,RUN INTO THE STORE AND RUN OUT.

NEXT THING I KNOW,I'M STUCK IN THE PARKING LOT

LIKE, "HEY, MISS,I LOVE YOUR BLOUSE.

"WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

"I PERSONALLYDON'T GIVE A SHIT,

BUT MY DICK WANTED ME TO ASK."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"ALSO,HE WANTED ME TO SAY [GRUNTS]

[ LAUGHTER ]