Death by Snu-Snu

  • Season 3 , Ep 1
  • 01/21/2001
  • Views: 238,155

The Amazonian leader Femputer sentences Kif, Zapp and Fry to a horribly wonderful fate. (1:57)

All hail Femputer.

ALL:All hail Femputer.

AMY:You all obey a big computer?

Yes.

It appear mysteriouslyjust about time men die out.

So why did you make ityour leader?

It seem like differentkind of politician.

Not beltway insider.

Femputer, we bring offeringof bath beads and scented soaps.

Your gift pleases Femputer.

Femputer demands to knowwhy there are men on her planet.

It was anaccident, ma'am.

That does not fempute.

Femputer will returnafter deciding your punishment.

Leela, I'm throughmaking fun of women.

Now I want themto help me.

Should we do something?

( gagging )

There's no hurry.

Yes, a little tighter.

Tighter.

Perhaps ahard spankingis in order.

Too hard!

Men strange.

You have themon your planet?

I'm afraid so.

What they for?

(whispering)

Oh.

You mean snu-snu.

Snu-snu.Snu-snu.Snu-snu.

We hear tell menused for snu-snu.

But all we have go onare ancient legend

and subscription to Cosmo.

Just FYI, Icould be usedfor snu-snu.

Silence!

You want to die likelast men visit Amazonia?

What'd they die of?

Crushed pelvises.

Yes.

Oh, thank you,Lord in Heaven.

After lengthy femputations,

I, Femputer, have decidedthe fate of the men.

Femputer sentences them...

to death!

( all gasping )

By snu-snu.

Yeah!Yeah!

( whimpering )

What are you, gay?

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