Mo Mandel - Sexual Motivations

  • Season 14 , Ep 16
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 23,439

In today's economy, a woman can sell her eggs and easily afford a Toyota Corolla 2006. (1:21)

I'M TRYING TO SAY WITH THAT JOKE

IS THAT WOMENHAVE IT EASY FINANCIALLY.

THAT'S ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY.

NO, YOU DO.I WAS LOOKING IT UP ONLINE.

IT WAS SAYING WITHTHE ECONOMY BEING MESSED UP,

WOMEN ARE DONATING THEIR EGGSIN AN INCREASED RATE.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU'RE GETTINGON AVERAGE?

$10,000 TO $15,000.

THAT'S A TOYOTA COROLLA 2006RIGHT THERE.

THAT'S A GOOD CAR.

GUYS CAN DONATE OUR STUFF --

WE GET LIKE 100 BUCKSOR ARRESTED

DEPENDING ON WHEREWE DECIDE TO DONATE IT.

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

AND YOUR BIGGEST ADVANTAGEIS SEXUAL

'CAUSE OUR BODIES GIVE AWAYOUR SEXUAL MOTIVATIONS.

IF I'M TALKING TO A GIRL,I'M DANCING WITH HER,

I GET AN ERECTION,

SHE KNOWS IMMEDIATELYWHY I'M TALKING TO HER.

SHE LIKE, "WELL,MAYBE HE'S NOT INTERESTED

"IN WHAT IT'S LIKETO LIVE IN MANHATTAN.

MAYBE SOMETHING ELSEIS GOING ON."

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND AS A GUY,YOU GOT TO DO WHAT?

YOU GOT TO LIFT IT UP,PULL UP YOUR BELT,

CINCH THAT BITCH, RIGHT,JUST TO KEEP IT UP HERE.

YEAH.

REMEMBER THE EIGHTH-GRADE DANCE?

♪ THUNDER ROAD

"OH, WE POPPED!"

'CAUSE OUR BODIES GIVE US AWAY.WE GET SEXUALLY EXCITED.

YOUR BODIES DON'T DO THAT.IT'S NOT FAIR.

IF IT WAS FAIR,WHEN YOU GOT EXCITED,

YOUR VAGINA WOULD EMITA LITTLE SOUND OR SOMETHING.

HOT GUY WALKS BY...

[ MUMBLING AND SNARLING ]

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"YOU WANT ME TO CUT YOUWITH A KNIFE?

YOU WANT ME TO CUT YOUWITH A KNIFE?"

[ SNARLING ]

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