Eugene Mirman - Tour of the Lab

Season 1 , Ep 101 12/14/12 Views: 6,723

Eugene Mirman presents some medicine he's going to sell to idiots. (1:53)

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- WELL, I THINK IT'S TIMETO NOW DO A TOUR OF THE SET

AND SHOW YOU AROUNDMY LABORATORY.

[cheers and applause]

WELL, THIS IS THE TUNNEL.

THIS WHOLE THING IS JUST--

THIS IS ALL DIFFERENT BIDETSI'M WORKING ON,

BUT NONE OF THEM WORK YET.

ALLIGATOR,WHATEVER THOSE ARE.

THING.

OH, UH, THIS.

SO THERE'S A HEALTH FOOD STORENEAR MY HOUSE

THAT SELLS THESE BOTTLES.

I BROUGHT BIGGER VERSIONSTO SHOW YOU.

BUT THIS IS--YOU KNOW ABOUT MEDICINE.

WELL, THESE ARE--

YOU KNOW HOWYOU CAN BUY, LIKE,

A THING FOR A HEADACHEOR WHATEVER?

WELL, THIS ISVERY INTERESTING MEDICINE.

IMPATIENS.

"HELPS YOU DEAL WITH SLOWSITUATIONS OR PEOPLE

"WITH GOOD HUMOR

RATHER THAN IMPATIENCEOR IRRITABILITY."

THE MEDICINE.

LIKE, IF YOU'REIN LINE AT CVS,

AND YOU'RE LIKE,"UGH, THIS IS TAKING FOREVER,"

AND THEN YOU DRINK IT,AND YOU'RE LIKE,

"AHH, THIS IS GREAT.HA HA HA HA."

[laughs]

"I LIKE THIS.HA HA HA."

THERE'S NO WAYTHE FDA APPROVED THOSE.

ANYONE CAN MAKE THEM.

YOU CAN JUST MAKE THAT,

SO I'M GOING TO MAKE THATAND SELL IT TO IDIOTS.

AND THESE ARE SOMEOF THE ONES I'VE COME UP WITH.

THIS IS, UH--THIS IS TO AVOID

RUNNING INTO SOMEONE YOU KNOWWHEN YOU'RE ON THE STREET

AND YOU WANTTO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

THIS IS SOMETHING--THIS HELPS YOU TREAT LATINOS

LIKE YOU'VE BEEN FRIENDSWITH THEM YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

AND LASTLY...

"LETS YOU TAKE BACKTRYING TO KISS YOUR GOOD FRIEND

WHO DOESN'T LIKE YOU BACK."

all: AWW.

- THIS IS GONNA MAKE A LOTOF MONEY FROM 17-YEAR-OLDS.

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