Uncensored - Giraldo Tribute - Setting the Bar

Season 1 , Ep 101 03/18/11 Views: 8,025

Nick DiPaolo reminisces about the special greeting he and Greg Giraldo shared, and Sarah Silverman describes how Giraldo would set the bar at the Comedy Central Roasts. (2:25)

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- GIVE IT UP FORGREG GIRALDO.

- GIVE IT UP FORGREG GIRALDO!

- THE CONCEPT OF MEBEING INTERVIEWED

ABOUT GREG GIRALDO,

THE GREAT COMEDIANWHO IS DEAD,

WOULD BE SO HYSTERICAL TO US.

- THE WEST NILE VIRUS.

YOU KNOW HOW THEY KNEWIT WAS COMING BACK

TO THE NEW YORK AREA?

THEY FOUND TWO BIRDSIN WHITESTONE, QUEENS

THAT WERE INFECTEDWITH THE VIRUS.

WHO FINDS THESE BIRDS?

I GREW UP IN QUEENS.

WE USED TO FINDDEAD BIRDS ALL THE TIME.

WE DIDN'T TAKE THEM INFOR AUTOPSIES, YOU KNOW?

WE PICKED 'EM UP AND WE THREWTHEM AT THE GAY KID.

THAT'S WHAT WE DID.

- THE THING ABOUT,YOU KNOW, GIRALDO,

THAT HE WASN'T A DICK.

- GREG GIRALDO.- OH, HI.

YEAH, THIS IS WHERETHEY ALL STOP SHOOTING.

- WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOMAND YOU SAW GREG...

- IS EVERYONE ALLOWEDTO COME?

- YOU KNOW YOU'D BEGREETED WITH WARMTH.

- IT'S FUNNY, I'M ITALIAN.HE'S FROM QUEENS.

BUT WE ALWAYS USED TO DOTHIS FAKE ITALIAN GREETING.

HE'D GO,"HEY [imitating Italian]"

SOME WORD THAT WASN'TEVEN ITALIAN.

WE'D JUST, LIKE,HUG EACH OTHER.

BUT, UH, HE WAS ALWAYSUPBEAT, YOU KNOW?

- THEY DON'T GET THAT COMICSARE DARK, TORTURED SOULS,

THAT WE DON'T NEEDTO DANCE AROUND FOR ATTENTION.

- ARE YOU DARK AND TORTURED?

- HE IS.KID'S TWISTED.

- THEY DO SAYTHAT COMEDIANS ARE.

- HE'S LIKE GITMOIN HIS HEAD.

- GREG'S COMEDY WAS JUST REAL,YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THERE WAS NO CHARACTER.THERE WAS NO PERSONA.

EVERYTHING HE DID,LIKE EVEN IN HIS ROASTS--

YOU KNOW, HIS ROASTSWERE SO EPIC.

HE JUST BLEW EVERYBODYOUT OF THE WATER.

YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN,

BUT YOU HAVE NO TROUBLESWALLOWING A MOOSE COCK.

YOU LIVER IS SO SHRIVELED,BLACK, AND DEAD,

IF YOU PUT YOUR EARTO YOUR SIDE

YOU CAN HEAR IT GO, "WHAT YOUTALKING 'BOUT, WILLIS?"

WHAT A NIGHT.

A COUPLE OF TROLLS,A FAIRY, AND A GIANT

ALL GOING AFTERA SUNKEN-EYED LITTLE MONSTER

WHOSE OBSESSED WITH JEWELRY.

IT'S LIKE THE LORD OF THE RINGS.

- HE KIND OFLET THE AUDIENCE KNOW,

THIS IS THE BAR.

THIS IS HOW HARD-CORETHIS NIGHT IS GONNA BE.

SO EITHER STAY TUNED OR TURNOFF YOUR TV NOW, YOU KNOW?

- NICHELLE NICHOLS,FARRAH FAWCETT,

AND BETTY WHITE.

I'LL TAKE WOMEN I WOULDMASTURBATE TO 30 YEARS AGO

FOR $1,000, ALEX.

[laughter and applause]

- HE WAS ONE OF THOSE GUYS

THAT JUST WENTBAM, BAM, BAM, BAM,

AND JUST TEARS.

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