Dee Dee Dee Song

  • Season 2 , Ep 14
  • 08/13/2006
  • Views: 251,953

♪ DEE DEE DEE DOESN'T MEAN"MENTALLY RETARDED" ♪

♪ IT MEANS "STUPID"

♪ THIS SONG GOES OUT TO ALLTHE STUPID PEOPLE OUT THERE ♪

♪ YOU'RE GONNAFIND THIS SONG HILARIOUS ♪

♪ AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOWIT'S ABOUT YOU ♪

♪ YOU DROPPED OUTOF SCHOOL 'CAUSE YOU'RESMARTER THAN EVERYBODY ♪

♪ I'VE GOT THREE WORDS FOR YOU,DUMBASS, DING, FRIES READY ♪

♪ YOU TRY TO OUTRUN A BULLNOBODY'S THAT FAST ♪

♪ THAT'S HOW YOU END UPWITH A HORN STUCK UP YOUR ASS ♪

♪ ROETHLISBERGER NEEDS NO HELMET'CAUSE HE'S A STAR ♪

♪ BUT THE YEAR THAT HE LEFTHE GOT HIT BY A CAR ♪

♪ IF YOU WANNA GO HUNTINGFOR QUAIL SOMEPLACE ♪

♪ DON'T GO WITH CHENEYHE'LL PUT A [BLEEP] SHOTIN YOUR FACE ♪

♪ IF YOU BUNGEE JUMP SO YOUCAN FLY THROUGH THE AIR ♪

♪ I AIN'T SAD YOU ENDED UPIN THAT WHEELCHAIR ♪

♪ YOU IGNORE ALL THE WARNINGSYET YOU LIGHT UP A SMOKE ♪

♪ NOW YOU HAVE TO TALK WITHA MACHINE THROUGH YOUR THROAT ♪

YOU! YOU! YOU!DEE DEE DEE! DEE DEE DEE!

WHAT? WHAT?

DEE DEE DEE!

♪ THEY CRY ABOUTTHE PRICE OF GASAND WAR IN IRAQ ♪

♪ BUT YOU VOTED BUSH IN TWICEWHAT WERE YOU SMOKING, CRACK? ♪

♪ DIDN'T GET A PRE-NUP THOUGHYOU KNEW SHE WAS A SKANK ♪

♪ NOW YOU'VE GOT HER B'SAND SHE'S GOT HALF YOUR BANK ♪

♪ YOU WERE ON TOPOF THE WORLD WITH HIT ME BABY,ONE MORE TIME ♪

♪ ONLY A STUPID BITCHWOULD MARRY KEVIN FEDERLINE ♪

♪ YOU DRINK AND DRIVEAND YOU THINK IT'S OKAY ♪

♪ NOW YOUR CELLMATE'SWEAVING IN AND OUTTHE HERSHEY HIGHWAY ♪

♪ WHEN YOU PUTTIGERS IN YOUR SHOW ANDTHEY CAN'T BE FREED ♪

♪ THEY'LL BITE YOURNECK OFF AND THEN YOU'LLSAY, DEE DEE-- ACCHH! ♪

YOU! YOU!DEE DEE DEE.

THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE GONNA BE. DEE DEE DEE!

♪ PARENTS ARE TO BLAMEFOR ALL THESE DEE DEE DEE'S ♪

♪ LETTING THEIR KIDS DROP OUTAND NOT GET GEDs ♪

♪ YOU KEEP YOUR KIDS INSIDE'CAUSE THERE'SFREAKS ON THE LOOSE ♪

♪ BUT YOU LET THEM DRINK FROMMICHAEL JACKSON'S JESUS JUICE ♪

♪ YOU DON'T CARE WHEN YOUR KIDSCOME HOME WITH D'S FROM CLASS ♪

♪ WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS GETSOME BALLS AND BEAT THAT ASS ♪

♪ HE ISN'T STUPIDYOU SAY HE'S GOT A.D.D ♪

♪ IT'S THAT HIS MOM AND HIS DADARE BOTH DEE DEE DEE! ♪

- THIS TEST IS TOO HARD!- SO WE LOWER THE STANDARDS.

- I'M NOT GOOD AT SPORTS.- SO WE GIVE THEM ALL TROPHIES.

- MY DAD USED TO SPANK ME.- SO WE LOWER THE STANDARDS.

- I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS SEAT.- SO WE WIDEN THE STANDARDS.

- THEY SO NO 'CAUSE I'M BLACK.- SO WE LOWER THE STANDARDS.

- THEY SAY NO 'CAUSE I'M WHITE.- SO WE LOWER THE STANDARDS.

- THEY SAY NO 'CAUSE I'M ASIAN.- SO WE LOWER THE STANDARDS.

- NO HABLO INGLES.- SO WE LOWER THE STANDARDS.

♪ AND YOU WAKE UP ONE DAYAND YOU DON'T HAVE THE SKILLS ♪

♪ TO GET A BETTER JOBSO YOU'RE STUCK ON THE GRILLE ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE WONDERING WHYJULIO TOOK YOUR JOB ♪

♪ BUT YOU FORGET TO SEEYOU'RE AS DUMB AS A KNOB ♪

♪ NOW YOUR ASS IS TOO FATTO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE EATING MORE FOODTRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT ♪

♪ WHY THEY OUTSOURCED MY JOBTO SOME GUY NAMED HABIB ♪

♪ 'CAUSE HE WORKEDHARDER THAN YOU ♪

♪ AND HE'S GOT FIVE DEGREESAND YOU'RE ASKING YOURSELF

♪ HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?I'LL TELL YOU WHY, HOMEY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE DEE DEE DEE

♪ DEE DEE DEE

♪ DEE DEE DEE

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