Arj Barker - Cryptic Car

  • Season 3 , Ep 16
  • 09/21/2000
  • Views: 2,461

Arj Barker feels good about working on his cryptic car. (2:21)

I JUST GOT A CAR,

AND I'M NOT GOING TO SAYWHAT KIND OF CAR.

IT'S AN AMERICAN CAR.

I'VE NEVER HAD AN AMERICAN CAR,AND I GUESS THEY'RE GOOD, RIGHT?

IT HASN'T BROKEN DOWN EVER,

BUT I GOT TO SAY THIS CARIS VERY CRYPTIC.

THE VERY FIRST DAYI DROVE IT--

I'M IN L.A.I WAS ON LACINEGA BOULEVARD.

A LIGHT CAME ON OUT OF NOWHERE:BING! "CHECK ENGINE."

[laughter]

COULD THEY BE ANY MORE VAGUE?

WHAT IF A LIGHT CAME ONTHAT JUST SAID:

BING! "PROBLEM"?

[laughter]

OR BING! "OH-OH"?

OR BING! "DUDE, I GOTA CRAPPY FEELING ABOUT THIS"?

SO I PULLED OVER,AND I CHECKED THE ENGINE.

IT WAS THERE.

SO I TOOK OFF.

I MEAN, I'M NOT A MECHANIC,BUT I CAN DO THAT.

ENGINE: CHECK.

[laughter]

LET'S GO.

THANK YOU.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT,NEW YORK?

IT FELT GOOD TO WORKON MY OWN CAR FOR ONCE.

IN FACT,I FELT SO COCKY ABOUT IT--

I HAVEN'T DONE ITFOR AWHILE--

I JUST WENT IN THE STREETAND GAVE IT ONE OF THESE.

DOESN'T THATBRING BACK MEMORIES?

LIKE BACK IN SCHOOL, YOU SEEYOUR FRIENDS AFTER SCHOOL.

IT'S, LIKE, A NICE DAY,AND YOU GET OUT OF SCHOOL.

"HEY, YOU GOING OVERTO THE CAFE?

"OH, YEAH, I'M GONNA.

"I'M JUST GETTING SOMETHINGOUT OF MY LOCKER.

I'LL MEET YOU OVER THERE.ALL RIGHT."

[laughter]

[laughing]

DOESN'T THATBRING BACK MEMORIES?

YOU DIDN'T--YOU DIDN'T DO THATAT YOUR SCHOOL?

WELL, MAYBE YOUR SCHOOLWASN'T SPECIAL.

DID YOU GETTO WEAR A HELMET?

[laughter]

[applause]

I DID.

I WENT TOA MOUNTAIN CLIMBING ACADEMY,

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